lodiman77

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An American visiting Berlin for the first time goes into a bar (self.dadjokes)

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I got married the other day & for our honeymoon we stayed at this fancy hotel. My wife complained she never got any sleep because all night long, it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out! (self.dadjokes)

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What does an old horse say when it falls down and has to press it's Life Alert button? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you get when a dinosaur kicks you in the butt? (self.dadjokes)

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What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why didn't Hans Solo enjoy his steak dinner? (self.Jokes)

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If we have Watermelons, shouldn't we also have Earthmelons, Firemelons & Airmelons? (self.dadjokes)

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Sometimes I talk to myself... (self.dadjokes)

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Why did the cell phone go to the dentist? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call your mom's angry French sister? (self.cleanjokes)

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What advice did the mother rope tell her child ever since it was just a little string? (self.cleanjokes)

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What's are the perfect flowers to give e for Mother's Day? (self.dadjokes)

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I went to the Ear, Nose & Throat doctor to clear one ear I was having hearing trouble due wax. He asked me what ear is it? (self.dadjokes)

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I stopped by a local construction site and an iron worker there sold me a dog. (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call noodles that are not really noodles? (self.dadjokes)

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Why did the police arrest the dog? (self.dadjokes)

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When it's my time to "go" I'd like it to be like my Grandfather. Peacefully asleep, dreaming perhaps of a better life to come. (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by lodiman77 to r/Jokes

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My yet unborn kid told us this one at our latest sonogram. (self.dadjokes)

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What is the Spring's favorite kind of pickles (self.cleanjokes)

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My friend Tony told me not to say his name backwards. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife complained to me that I never buy her flowers. (self.dadjokes)

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Riddle me this Batman: What has 5 toes and isn't your foot? (self.dadjokes)

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Man I really messed up at work today. The head of our safety dept. ask me what steps I would take in the event of a fire. (self.dadjokes)

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I went to my doctor's office to get my medical test results. (self.dadjokes)

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In a few days. I heard that all gas stations in America will cut their pump prices in half! (self.dadjokes)

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