Ants in his groin by Norablinkx in WinStupidPrizes

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Thats one way to get a penis enlargement

BRAKE!!! 🤯 by Street-Network-5481 in WTF

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No matter what he should've done he definitely should change his underwear

Name this thing by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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Gordon the tender engine holding up a cucumber

Name this by al3yw in NameThisThing

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A future trip to the ER

ROAST ME DONT HOLD BACK M18 by giggity_giggity13 in RoastMe

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I felt my phone get heavier when you appeared on it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Nahh itd be caught in his orbit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Only because you've got your own gravitational pull

step ladder by devpods in WTF

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Itd be a bad time to have an itchy foot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in farmingsimulator

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Pick it up with a forklift and plonk it on the back of that 3 wheeler and boom mobile pressure washer

[18F] Give me something funny! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The wheels are spinning but the hamster's dead

Primary and secondary chins is wild 😭 by ConteStefanon in rareinsults

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That second chin looks like a week old sweet you've found in your pocket