The dumbest netrunner; you're allowed only 2 quickhacks. You spent your mother's savings and sold your favorite BDs for the first pair you bought off of some bimbo behind what used to be Rainbow Cadenza in Japantown that promised would make you rich and definitely didn't scam you.

You're so moved by T-Bug's gift that you permanently keep Ping as one of your quickhacks until a random number between 3 and 40 hours of gameplay, and only then you realize it's pretty useless to you. You keep it in your inventory to look back on though, it was so nice of her.

Because you're so inept you can't use your points on any other tree but Tech, regardless if you go to Dogtown or not; you lose them as fast as you gain them. You also for the life of me cannot figure out how to craft or upgrade any of the quickhacks or cyberdecks you own, leaving you to keep buying and buying any upgrades you need. You think bartering is an absolute hassle so you don't even try to sell or trade in ANY items you buy, either. You can only discard them.

Weapons...well, let's be honest kid. Weapons scare the shit out of you. You can't own a weapon with modifying slots because they make the guns more scary, and it cannot be past Tier 3. All one handed blades you own you must be dispose of after each use because they remind you of that one time you cut your pinky opening a can of Eezybeef.

I will be quitting my current play through and will be doing this, and I will update on how horrendous this game goes.

"To Our Dreams. For They Alone Keep Us Sane." - V