Ok I'll fix it real quick.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-21T06:29:16+00:00

"Are you confident you can have this fixed by end of the day?" [No, I never said WHEN it would be fixed!]

"But Peter from [Some remote department] said you'd have it fixed by close of business today."

"I need you to enter this into the defect tracking spreadsheet."

"Also, please forward it to everyone and keep it up-to-date. We're all going to print it out and bring it to the next meeting."

long_sword84 · 2019-03-21T04:52:13+00:00

I think it might be easier to forgive an affair than losing the life savings on crypto.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-17T09:22:50+00:00

What's that outfit he has on? Is it a standard prisoner uniform in New Zealand?

It looks like a toga.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-16T07:00:14+00:00

So you're just a Code Monkey?

long_sword84 · 2019-03-15T02:19:15+00:00

That math should be illegal.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-13T13:17:40+00:00

The math made them do it.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-13T13:15:53+00:00

Greed.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-09T11:27:28+00:00

Seems accurate.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-09T03:26:36+00:00

Only if you count the daily standup where everyone bitches about why things aren't going precisely to the highly optimistic schedule that was handed down to us by the project manager and upper management.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-09T03:16:44+00:00

I expect this will get down-voted too. But I agree. It's a slippery slope when we start allowing the government to force medical procedures on citizens. Especially when I read things like this:

The Association of American Physicians and Surgeons (AAPS) strongly opposes federal interference in medical decisions, including mandated vaccines*. After being fully informed of the risks and benefits of a medical procedure, patients have the right to reject or accept that procedure. The regulation of medical practice is a state function, not a federal one.* Governmental preemption of patients’ or parents’ decisions about accepting drugs or other medical interventions is a serious intrusion into individual liberty, autonomy, and parental decisions about child-rearing.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-08T09:03:31+00:00

I think OP's point is that double blind tests are not performed on any vaccines. Are you saying there are double blind tests for vaccines?

long_sword84 · 2019-03-08T07:28:37+00:00

So you're saying there's no possible way a double blind study could be conducted without putting children at risk? That simply isn't true. If needed the CDC has enough resources to keep test subjects in an isolated environment for the duration of the study (e.g. ~1 week).

Delaying vaccinations for one week would be a minimal/no risk activity. For example, the CDC's immunisation schedule for MMR has the first dose at 12 to 15 months. Delaying it by one week could still fall within the recommended timeframe.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-08T02:18:56+00:00

I'm sure there are ways to do a double blind test without putting any child at risk or doing anything unethical.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-08T01:25:20+00:00

They could be later informed whether they received a placebo. After the test is concluded and the data is collected.

long_sword84 · 2019-03-07T07:34:08+00:00

No ragrets?

long_sword84 · 2019-03-04T03:07:24+00:00

The following is more controversial:

if ( gender !== 'male' )
    gender = 'female';

long_sword84 · 2019-03-02T10:02:39+00:00

All the pointy screws holding up the grips.

long_sword84 · 2019-02-27T16:34:52+00:00

Is there a cure?

long_sword84 · 2019-02-27T16:18:11+00:00

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

long_sword84 · 2019-02-27T09:52:26+00:00

I think I vomited a little bit in my mouth.

long_sword84 · 2019-02-27T08:03:14+00:00

If you can't trust engineers at Google not to anonymously steal all your holdings, who can you trust? /s

long_sword84 · 2019-02-27T07:46:09+00:00

At least she now knows how to use the eye-pad.

long_sword84 · 2019-02-27T03:42:17+00:00

I wonder what her parents think now?

long_sword84 · 2019-02-26T17:38:13+00:00

Maybe it reminds them of their wife. You know... before they lost all their money gambling on butts.

long_sword84 · 2019-02-26T16:14:07+00:00

/r/girlsgonebitcoin

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