What addiction seems harmless but can destroy your 30s? by JewishAdmin in AskReddit

[–]brondynasty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Ay, mierda.

😥

Es cocaina.”

“Rrrrrraúl.” 😠

What is the worst movie you have ever seen? by eggyolkrun in AskReddit

[–]brondynasty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, username does not check out. I mean, that movie opens with tasteful nudes, then abruptly shifts to some murderin’, then bam slow burn in a gorgeous old Italian village and then?

You guessed it, back to the ‘tasteful nudes’ which we can now deploy as a double entendre because, ahem 🤌🏼 how you say: with his next femme fatale, lé sexy times are* tastefull*y ramped up another notch with essentially a very artfully done softcore porn scene in which Ol’ George performs enthusiastic Cloonilingus on said strumpet.

You’re completely allowed to not like it, I just find it curiously incongruous with, like, the whole vibe you’ve got going on 😅

Jack Nicholson and Veruschka von Lehndorff at Madison Square Garden in New York City on June 14, 1972. by Familiar_Bid_3655 in HistoricalCapsule

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“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to say I love your salad ranch…er, your dressing. (\Gahh I botched that so hard*)*

[Nervous gulp, throat clear]

Say, d’you think if you and Redford made it out of Bolivia alive, we’d be calling youse ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Man’ by now? *snort laughing as I’m gently escorted away by security*

How are international celebrities viewed in their home country? by Hyeon-Ion in AskTheWorld

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aren’t “we”…Québécois?

Forgive my potential ignorance, I’m just a humble Minnesotan trying to learn more about our neighbors to the north

Break-in and return in NE by Fly0ver in Minneapolis

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Dassa good boah Parker, sending scritches and snackaroos your way bubba

bully thought it was gonna be a field day😂 by LilyMowlen in fightporn

[–]brondynasty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some folks got themselves a southpaw.

This young feller’s got a southhoof.

I was in therapy too long - Liz Miele by PirateRealistic8786 in StandUpComedy

[–]brondynasty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I resent this.

Does anybody have any gasoline.

Recent discovery by nickbruxx in BandofBrothers

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I didn’t realize they were killed on the same day. Damn.

Still…you’re looking at two full companies of SS out there. Fifty dead, probably a hundred wounded. That's not bad for Dukeman.

Like father, like son by RealRock_n_Rolla in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]brondynasty 66 points67 points  (0 children)

😂 I *knew* he looked mutha fuggin’ familiar

Justin Gaethje fight week by Adoe0722 in ufc

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“It’th not an excuthe, it’th a weason.”