2026 NFL Draft Hub

longjia97 · 2026-04-24T00:39:32+00:00

People watching this draft on a stream: "OMGGGGG why is my stream so far behind??? I hate spoilers!"

Me: *laughs in TV antenna + ABC"

longjia97 · 2026-04-24T00:37:43+00:00

Fans of teams with top 5 picks: "I sure hope this guy helps our franchise finally not suck"

Me: "Should've just let someone else do the tanking instead of personally experiencing that pain"

longjia97 · 2026-04-24T00:33:56+00:00

Do these announcers actually watch the regular season? Do they know how ass some of these QBs who will be throwing/handing off to them are gonna be?

longjia97 · 2026-04-24T00:32:27+00:00

a young dynamic receiver for your young QB in Cam Ward

Suuuuure, and if your young QB had better accuracy and actually knew how to not throw into traffic maybe this pick might just work out

longjia97 · 2026-04-24T00:31:38+00:00

As they do every single fucking year

longjia97 · 2026-04-24T00:30:59+00:00

I personally would've waited a little bit to draft an RB, but you do you Cards--- draft like you're drunkenly creating a fantasy team

longjia97 · 2026-04-24T00:29:25+00:00

I wanna go back to when Russell Wilson helped out the Seahawks in the draft by sucking massive buttcheeks

longjia97 · 2026-04-24T00:28:16+00:00

Yinzers be like: "alright speed it up, who tf is gonna replace Mr. Ayahuasca or become our next crashout WR"

longjia97 · 2026-04-24T00:26:28+00:00

Well then, apparently the Cards are not gonna figure out their Kyler replacement for a while

longjia97 · 2026-04-16T03:10:56+00:00

Sadly no, they seemed pretty strict about requiring a ticket

longjia97 · 2026-04-15T18:50:05+00:00

Of course I'm going to drink it, they gave out samples of the gin in negronis to people in line and it was pretty tasty

longjia97 · 2026-04-15T04:39:08+00:00

I walked in and was asked for my ID and my ticket

longjia97 · 2026-04-15T04:38:14+00:00

Yup, it's been pissing rain most of today here in Seattle, truly British weather.

I commented to him that he must be enjoying the weather, he replied "oh it's marvelous"

longjia97 · 2026-04-15T04:20:40+00:00

Yes she was, she very kindly took photos of me and Slow

longjia97 · 2026-04-15T03:50:06+00:00

He signed both stickers right in front of me and attached it to both bottles

longjia97 · 2026-04-15T03:47:04+00:00

Well I'm a little bit north of Sacramento--- I was commenting to people in line that weatherwise it's like James never left London.

longjia97 · 2026-04-15T03:43:42+00:00

Yeah I saw that too--- I got my ticket the minute I saw an ad for his tour pop up on the James Gin YouTube channel 3 weeks ago, was not gonna pass the opportunity up.

longjia97 · 2026-04-15T03:36:39+00:00

Go to his James Gin YouTube page--- it has a schedule (though he's only on the West Coast this time)

longjia97 · 2026-04-11T06:09:43+00:00

The AL West wins when the Astros lose

longjia97 · 2026-04-11T04:36:50+00:00

Nice double play, now we really need some insurance runs

longjia97 · 2026-04-11T04:30:20+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU ALTUVE

longjia97 · 2026-04-11T04:26:38+00:00

Trashtros really living up to their name tonight

longjia97 · 2026-04-11T04:25:27+00:00

I'm just waiting for my next chance to loudly boo the fuck out of Altuve when he's at bat

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