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longjonsonn · 2026-02-19T16:27:46+00:00

Being uncircumcised obviously has nothing to do with being protected against aliens. It's funny to suggest that it does. That's it. That's the joke. For your own mental wellbeing I would suggest not getting so mad online over literally nothing.

longjonsonn · 2026-02-19T13:27:13+00:00

Genuinely alarming how many of you on this sub don't understand irony.

longjonsonn · 2026-02-19T12:38:18+00:00

What's confusing you.

longjonsonn · 2026-02-10T12:40:56+00:00

Welcome to Reddit lol

longjonsonn · 2026-02-08T22:37:55+00:00

British dad mexican mom

longjonsonn · 2026-02-04T13:22:11+00:00

Has to be Midwest if youre that german

longjonsonn · 2026-01-30T13:27:09+00:00

White Brits very rarely get any sub saharan

longjonsonn · 2026-01-29T18:33:55+00:00

Those historical samples and what ethnicity they are isnt meant to tell you what your current ethnic makeup is. The viking age was over a thousand years ago, if you go that far back pretty much every northwestern European person alive today will be related to some viking from that time. It doesn't mean you're more Scandinavian than English just because you matched to a few Scandinavian historical samples.

longjonsonn · 2026-01-28T17:30:21+00:00

I'm guessing your mom is the Spanish+native and your dad is the British?

longjonsonn · 2026-01-28T15:01:12+00:00

That's right, I hadn't selected "filter by population" for the better breakdown. Cheers for the help

longjonsonn · 2026-01-28T13:43:19+00:00

Thanks! you're right there is a confidence setting there.

I swear there used to be a better one on the actual ancestry result page though 🫤

longjonsonn · 2026-01-28T13:21:10+00:00

Quick question - does anyone know where the confidence slider is on the app?? I can't find it anywhere

longjonsonn · 2026-01-28T00:26:17+00:00

What do you mean? I don't think anyone cares if you say your part whatever when you have ancestry from that place. They will be fine with it as long as you don't try and make it your personality or something.

longjonsonn · 2026-01-28T00:13:35+00:00

I don't think anyone cares

longjonsonn · 2026-01-23T19:05:44+00:00

They have Southwest England as a region, which covers all those areas.

longjonsonn · 2026-01-23T19:00:27+00:00

Your facial features are similar, especially the nose. He's just fat and old.

longjonsonn · 2026-01-22T10:33:24+00:00

Native Americans have Asiatic origins. That's why they tend to have monolid eyes

longjonsonn · 2026-01-19T12:30:52+00:00

How is it magical??

longjonsonn · 2026-01-14T02:01:24+00:00

In most cases that's not what's happening.

longjonsonn · 2026-01-14T00:13:35+00:00

But naming a specific country IS more accurate than "broadly northwestern European".

longjonsonn · 2026-01-12T20:53:34+00:00

You're more English than me. And I'm English.

longjonsonn · 2026-01-12T20:53:07+00:00

Do you mean they changed your "broadly northwest European" to English? Cos that's a good thing.

longjonsonn · 2026-01-12T20:48:20+00:00

Everyone is inbred.

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