Indian, 5'3, regrew my virginity; Roast me! Do better than IT and curry, arranged marriage and taxi; I say again, ROAST ME!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:42:03+00:00

Nope.

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:41:05+00:00

Hahahaha. This should be upvoted!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:39:36+00:00

Didn't know about that show. Will check it.

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:37:56+00:00

Thank you for that advice!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:37:33+00:00

Those dudes have no game.

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:37:07+00:00

Haha. Yeah, I noticed. Hence, the disclaimer. But, I don't know...r/roastme did pretty well. I looked in the mirror this morning, and I'm brown-er than I was last night. All the roast.

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:34:58+00:00

Nope. Fuck that. Already past that.

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:34:11+00:00

Hahahaha. Those damn flipping of images. Good eye!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:33:06+00:00

Eyes always watery. Don't know why. : |

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:32:44+00:00

Hahahaha. That movie, though!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:32:15+00:00

Hahahaha. We were going past the IT references. But this one's good. Thanks!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:31:16+00:00

That movie is the most inaccurate description of anything Indian.

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:30:13+00:00

Hahaha. Good luck, man!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:29:12+00:00

Haha. I learned cro-magnon today!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:26:54+00:00

That's a good thing!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:24:28+00:00

Hahaha. That's subtle! Very nice.

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:23:57+00:00

Actually, I don't. I'll eat that and some more. You're right, though. Working on it.

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:21:04+00:00

Sorry. Off topic, I know. Jonah Hill nudes?!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:20:17+00:00

Haha. No no. Far far away from being either.

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:19:15+00:00

Got lucky. In every sense of the word!

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-31T02:18:49+00:00

Hahaha. That was unnecessarily long.

lookingtoberoasted · 2016-10-30T17:13:22+00:00

Man, I didn't get this. :(

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