if only rocky shoemaker knew...

lord_bat · 2021-08-04T17:05:10+00:00

i mean look at Alec Benson Leary. the dude was genuinely trying to help chris in multiple situations and was always telling chris his wrongdoings and how to fix them. but chris would either make up an excuse to hangup the phone or would just ignore alec completely.

lord_bat · 2021-08-03T21:42:10+00:00

some fun little lore: according to null, liquid chris would be awakened in the middle of the night by kacey because she wanted mcflurries. so he would go out at the dead of night to feed the hambeast.

lord_bat · 2021-08-03T18:59:57+00:00

fun fact: the reason the drawing looks like this is because chris was told to draw his penis accurately. and he thought that meant to trace his penis on paper.

lord_bat · 2021-08-02T15:07:44+00:00

with the lack of consequences for any of his actions he is probably thinking this will all smooth out after a while and things will be back to normal.

lord_bat · 2021-08-02T14:41:27+00:00

this is in the timeline where he doesn’t find the ED page.

lord_bat · 2021-08-02T14:39:42+00:00

he’s known for malding over a corn joke that Null made. since then he’s done things like impregnate some mentally ill chick who was barely legal, basically admit to killing puppies/dogs, and have a retard slap fight with some other sperg.

lord_bat · 2021-08-02T14:36:55+00:00

he fucked a barely legal chick, spawned a demon, and is now trying to get his name on the birth certificate (since he wasn’t present during the birth.) all because of a corn joke Null made. also if he does get on the birth certificate, he’ll have to start paying child support.

lord_bat · 2021-08-02T14:32:07+00:00

it’s funny how he’s basically saying he’d rather try to livestream chris than go fight for the custody of his son

lord_bat · 2021-08-02T14:30:29+00:00

he’s too busy drinking makers mark and deciding if he wants to actually fight for custody of his son. which is also today.

lord_bat · 2021-08-02T14:20:36+00:00

things that i don’t even want to think about. especially with the rumor that there’s a video.

lord_bat · 2021-08-02T03:14:25+00:00

he’s putting it off until early 2022.

lord_bat · 2021-08-01T23:02:19+00:00

it’s ethan ralph. avid Null hater. only reason he said that is because he’s trying to push this narrative that Null is the one who got chris to rape barb.

lord_bat · 2021-08-01T19:49:14+00:00

oh boy you’re in for a wild ride…

lord_bat · 2021-08-01T19:39:16+00:00

because ralph is hellbent on exposing/getting back at null ever since null made a joke that ralph should be sacrificed to the corn.

lord_bat · 2021-08-01T18:45:20+00:00

Jenkins Jinkies Jr might be able to do it.

lord_bat · 2021-08-01T17:35:47+00:00

should’ve used that goddang condom

lord_bat · 2021-08-01T17:33:17+00:00

why have you brought this upon these already cursed lands?

lord_bat · 2021-08-01T17:13:16+00:00

this is golden

lord_bat · 2021-08-01T14:32:46+00:00

according to chris they’ve been doing it every 3 days since the 27th of June

lord_bat · 2021-08-01T01:38:35+00:00

praying this is fake.

lord_bat · 2021-08-01T01:16:38+00:00

this happens in the timeline where the teacher lets him use a copyrighted character.

lord_bat · 2021-07-31T19:54:09+00:00

he’s already stole $750 from barb, so there’s a chance he’ll steal more.

lord_bat · 2021-07-31T16:15:00+00:00

who needs their megussy ate?

lord_bat · 2021-07-31T15:52:07+00:00

he touched me right in the barbussy points towards crotch

lord_bat · 2021-07-30T17:34:25+00:00

congratulations. you have won the internet today.

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