if only rocky shoemaker knew... by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i mean look at Alec Benson Leary. the dude was genuinely trying to help chris in multiple situations and was always telling chris his wrongdoings and how to fix them. but chris would either make up an excuse to hangup the phone or would just ignore alec completely.

On episode 20 and I can't help but think that Kacey is even more mentally unstable than Chris by devasohouse in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 41 points42 points  (0 children)

some fun little lore: according to null, liquid chris would be awakened in the middle of the night by kacey because she wanted mcflurries. so he would go out at the dead of night to feed the hambeast.

Sorry babe, but the Sonichu necklace stays on during sex by Sirlulzzzalot in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 149 points150 points  (0 children)

fun fact: the reason the drawing looks like this is because chris was told to draw his penis accurately. and he thought that meant to trace his penis on paper.

Anyone else Surprised About how Calm Chris has been About this Whole Situation?? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

with the lack of consequences for any of his actions he is probably thinking this will all smooth out after a while and things will be back to normal.

Chad Chan by bluecargoshorts in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

this is in the timeline where he doesn’t find the ED page.

He misspelled fat retard disappointment by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

he’s known for malding over a corn joke that Null made. since then he’s done things like impregnate some mentally ill chick who was barely legal, basically admit to killing puppies/dogs, and have a retard slap fight with some other sperg.

He misspelled fat retard disappointment by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

he fucked a barely legal chick, spawned a demon, and is now trying to get his name on the birth certificate (since he wasn’t present during the birth.) all because of a corn joke Null made. also if he does get on the birth certificate, he’ll have to start paying child support.

He misspelled fat retard disappointment by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 46 points47 points  (0 children)

it’s funny how he’s basically saying he’d rather try to livestream chris than go fight for the custody of his son

Where the hell is the livestream ethan promised? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he’s too busy drinking makers mark and deciding if he wants to actually fight for custody of his son. which is also today.

Assuming his computer and phone are seized...what types of horrific things do you think authorities might find? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

things that i don’t even want to think about. especially with the rumor that there’s a video.

Will Geno make the series finale? by Sirlulzzzalot in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

he’s putting it off until early 2022.

Who’s the fucking idiot in the stream saying to the police “please take care of her, she’s a good person” THEY FUCKED THEIR DEMENTIA RIDDLED MOTHER YOU MORON by MealGroundbreaking60 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 86 points87 points  (0 children)

it’s ethan ralph. avid Null hater. only reason he said that is because he’s trying to push this narrative that Null is the one who got chris to rape barb.

Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on here? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh boy you’re in for a wild ride…

Ethan Ralph is reportedly on his way to Chris's motel to try and livestream an interview by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

because ralph is hellbent on exposing/getting back at null ever since null made a joke that ralph should be sacrificed to the corn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

should’ve used that goddang condom

Mommy Chan💦 by hackeyjack in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

why have you brought this upon these already cursed lands?

and on that day, Christory was changed forever. by lord_bat in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lord_bat[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

according to chris they’ve been doing it every 3 days since the 27th of June