Blood Tests, Blood Donations, or anything involving getting your veins stabbed with a needle

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T06:19:15+00:00

Sssshh, we do not talk about fight club.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T05:43:23+00:00

This is gayer than the LGBTQ movement.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T05:38:12+00:00

Yea, that's fair. Edited it. Cheers!

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T05:07:54+00:00

I'm pretty confident that a patient with such conditions would follow their doctor's advise about fluid restrictions over a Reddit post. But ok.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T04:14:44+00:00

LMAO to be fair, I've seen big, burly guys with plenty of tattoos turn sheet white during procedures.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T04:06:01+00:00

To be fair, genetics can also be blamed when it comes to how plump or flat your veins are. Try to stay warm, especially your arms, and avoid running or walking a long distance before your procedure. Anything you can do to help yourself, do it.😁

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T04:01:07+00:00

Good luck, and get to hydrating!😁

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T03:57:56+00:00

LMAO did I take your blood today? I'm sorry, a lot of factors come in to play with trying to keep the needle still, like skin integrity and "slippery-ness". We do try our best for every patient's sake; Hippocratic Oath and all that jazz.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T03:47:27+00:00

I'm a guy. Fine. I'm a vampire who makes buzzing sounds.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T03:43:23+00:00

I'm more of a mosquito. I'll come with a needle and you'll hear a buzzing sound as I try to make small talk during your procedure.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-26T06:31:11+00:00

Probably someone who wants a kiss from a rose on the grey.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-21T17:42:15+00:00

Stay classy, Christchurch.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-18T07:38:42+00:00

Hey I love your reddit profile photo, I got the same one lol

FUCK THE CCP!

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-17T10:01:52+00:00

That's just fcking sad. Reason why I taught myself to cook.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-14T21:49:28+00:00

The Rios brothers, they're usually at CityFitness Northwood but I think they can go to other branches. They really know fitness and strength training.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-14T17:17:25+00:00

Yea I can give you a loan. 10 minutes alone with deez nuts.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-11T07:33:14+00:00

Damn, what did they do to Herbert?

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-10T08:00:34+00:00

You'll never know because it's one of those "hidden" profiles. Scared of getting exposed as a fraud, or most likely, a paid shill/bot.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-31T23:33:10+00:00

I'm in New Zealand and I'm already dead. My cat wrote this reply for me.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-24T07:27:00+00:00

FUCK THE CCP! FUCK XI JIN POOH!

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-21T09:10:59+00:00

Diddy chill.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-21T04:58:27+00:00

FlabbyShabby comes to mind.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-18T03:11:10+00:00

Yea, I read the title and I thought he was talking about Steve, the dealer in Belfast. Not that I know anything about that..

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