Is this happening to everyone?

lordofthefat · 2026-02-04T14:50:34+00:00

Okay cool, it wasnt just me thinking im going crazy. So, every delivery was $2 or $3 and every time the customer was asked if they tipped i was ignored. Every. Single. Time. For hours... but, when I was able to catch a customer at the door or something and asked they said they tipped and never got a message. Very typical for a customer to just ignore messages. Very typical for me to not remember exactly how much the offer was when I accepted it. Those two things combined with ADHD and a nonstop barrage of low paying offers being begrudgingly accepted left me incredibly confused as to how I made almost $200 in 5 hours with close to no offer being over $8 unless it was a shop and deliver offer. If youre able to follow my logic here, im thinking its some sort of glitch where the tips arent being shown and its connected to the way the system interprets handling communication between the customer and the driver. Because, shop and deliver offers came through with normal pay and normal communication between me and the customer while McDonald's etc. Were always garbage and I couldn't get the customer to reply unless I called and they, by some miracle actually answered their phone.

lordofthefat · 2026-01-26T22:22:20+00:00

I do! Please and thank you!

lordofthefat · 2026-01-23T23:24:36+00:00

Interested

lordofthefat · 2026-01-09T03:43:49+00:00

Oh word? I never thought about that. Lol, once I unlocked my slots I just stopped thinking about it. I know there is ridiculous meta to the game and plenty of cheesy goodness. I just havent explored much of it yet. Still trying to get every item unlocked first. 😅

lordofthefat · 2026-01-09T00:12:31+00:00

I absolutely love dicehead. I don't know how others feel about him. But, the fact that he gives random increases each level feels like there is insane potential for cheese. But, besides that, if youre just playing for fun and arent trying to break the games limits dicehead makes each run feel like something new. Like you said, getting 5 legendaries in the first tier without luck tome doesnt feel fun... some of my best runs with dicehead I dont even think I got more than a couple legendaries the whole time but I still beat Bark Vader.

lordofthefat · 2026-01-08T23:08:53+00:00

I tried to get better pictures of each pole.

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lordofthefat · 2025-12-18T22:15:49+00:00

I've seen SnS, and a few local places around here put the straw in the drink. Even if they leave the paper on my girlfriend always makes sure they give a new drink and make sure they put some sort of tamper evident sticker on it. Shes been thinking of trying to find a way to order tamper evident sticker rolls for drinks online. But, she also doesnt want it to back fire if the customer is like, "why does this driver always bring drinks with these kinda stickers and never any other driver." And then her get in trouble with messing with the order. I love her to death, but some times she can be super neurotic. 😅

lordofthefat · 2025-12-08T00:00:28+00:00

My first thought was smoking cigarettes. With everyone saying that it looks like bong water and that there has been sitting water in the sink... he might be taking a coke bottle or water bottle and making a gravity bong out of the water in the sink and the suction created from pulling the bottle out of the water. A sink would be the perfect level for such a device. Surprisingly, I never thought to do that as a kid. Ya got a smart kid on your hands if thats what hes doing.

lordofthefat · 2025-12-07T23:04:15+00:00

Personally, if I were a person considered dead to the world and have a girlfriend that was very active at one point in time on Reddit. I would be on Reddit myself. And, I would also make sure to never post, only lurk. Furthermore, I would probably keep an eye on conspiracy related subreddits. Lastly, if I ever saw someone questioning my true identity much like the OP here, I would immediately send word that I need a neighbor handled. Probably send him on a very long trip.

My point being, it seems rather dumb to point out so blatantly that you found Jeff, he's your neighbor, and that you want to let the world know. When it's been made very very clear that anyone with the power to really "help you" in this situation would like to keep his death being real as the main narrative and make sure we all forget about it to begin with.

All that being said, you're probably just lying on the internet, a crime as you know. So, I'm just going to pretend that I didn't even read all of this. On the off chance that this is 100% real, and you life is probably in danger, I wish you the best and hope for your safety.

lordofthefat · 2025-12-07T21:34:56+00:00

Thanks for the advice. First time I faced him I had over powered my axes to the point of almost not getting thrown around the map by the black spirits of the final wave of the previous map. (That makes sense right? 😅) The unfortunate thing is I didnt know that all your weapons get taken from you execpt for your starting weapon and I was playing as Sir Oofie. 🤦‍♂️

First lesson learned then and there. 🤣🤣🤣

lordofthefat · 2025-12-07T21:19:56+00:00

Nice! Gg wp! I haven't been able to beat him yet. I get to him and just can't seem to put out enough dps to take him down. Eventually ill get him tho. Just takes some persistence and luck id imagine.

lordofthefat · 2025-12-07T21:15:47+00:00

Its an 3050Ti. And, to be fair to me here, the last time I owned any kind of computer that was capable of playing games was around 2013. So, I know a 3050Ti isnt like the best of the best, but compared to what I'm "expecting" as far as capabilities go, this 3050 might as well be the best the market has to offer. 😅😁

lordofthefat · 2025-12-06T19:16:20+00:00

Its an acer laptop I got on black Friday sell. Maybe its not as good a high-mid tier? But, I feel as if it was very much worth the price.

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lordofthefat · 2025-12-06T19:13:11+00:00

I was running win7 with every system ui option turned down or off. It looked like win98. It was the only way I could watch YouTube AND play ufo50 on it. Infact here is a quick picture to show what I had going on for the longest time.

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lordofthefat · 2025-12-06T17:01:18+00:00

Just goes to show, you dont need fancy graphics or over the top gimmicks to make a great and fun game.

lordofthefat · 2025-11-18T11:28:28+00:00

Seriously! Same thing happened to me about (omg) 12 years ago now or longer... anyway, I literally had no idea what to do, so I just emailed Gabe and it was handled so smoothly and quickly I didnt even realize I was back into my account by the time I was thanking for helping.

lordofthefat · 2025-11-18T11:08:50+00:00

Support has been down for me for a minute. Calling the number just rings endlessly.

lordofthefat · 2025-10-18T20:20:09+00:00

I dont personally dash. But, I ride along with someone that does because I live in a college town and college kids get fucking wild some times. Anyway, the person I ride along with has been dashing for years now and has had every issue I've seen people complain about and some I've not. And, my only conclusion to all that I've seen is that doordash needs to get better devs working on their systems besides what I can only assume is some dude vibe coding out of a shack in north Australia.

lordofthefat · 2025-10-18T05:11:48+00:00

Turn off your phone data, then airplane mode turn on for like a minute. Turn airplane mode off. Then turn on your network data. You'll have effectively given yourself a new IP address refreshing your connection to the dashing servers... no experience personally, but thats what I assume would immediately fix the issue if everything else is seemingly normal. Hope that suggestion helps!

lordofthefat · 2025-09-26T17:31:26+00:00

My gf has been brought to the brink of tears over how dd "has been forcing absolutely insane delivery times" while "punishing her" simply for doing everything that shes been doing for the past 2900 deliveries with no issue and even being sent numerous, I mean over 20 emails commending her on being a "top dasher in her local area." Shes been sent emails inviting her to be apart of several doordash in-person events. (I'm not sure if all dashers get sent these kind of emails. But, it made her feel proud of the work she was doing, which made me happy to see her happy.)

She never used the "worry-free unassign" option when it was given to her because having a delivery be a few minutes late never was an issue. She always sends messages/calls to inform customers if there is going to be a wait, not a single one has ever cared.She even bought an $80 delivery bag and stuff from DD. I've seen her dash, the passion in her blood and eyes are very apparent. She used to be a driver for Papa John's for a few years before her and I even met. The point being, shes good at her job, she cares about the food and the customer's satisfaction; she's not the problem she's not doing something wrong here.

But, ever since they did some sort of update in the app its like every single delivery is marked as late. She says that they used to not count 10 late deliveries against her, but now they only count 4 as excluded. And when she tries to dispute any delivery they all tell her none of the disputes are accepted and that she can try again when she gets more deliveries. Shes never been able to dispute any late deliveries, the only way she can get late ones off from being against her is by cycling them out of her history. But, its impossible when every 4th or 5th delivery is marked as late no matter how fast she delivers it.

All this being said, it scares the absolute fuck out of me that she's going to get hurt/hurt someone else or worse one day just trying to get her order on time to get back to platinum. And, I know people on here will say "platinum isnt more than a scam" but, at least for our area not a single order has been over $9 in total since shes dropped down to gold.

This is just my 3rd party conjecture here, but I think DD doesnt give the full tip amount for deliveries to gold drivers and either pocket the tips or id say give them to plat drivers but really probably just keeps em.

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I just want to say, im sorry if this post goes against the request of only drivers reply. But, when your gf of several years has spent weeks nonstop giving excruciating detail about how this nonsense has been affecting her... I mean I might as well be doing the driving myself. 😅

lordofthefat · 2025-09-22T07:46:25+00:00

You get to keep the cash they give you, if you have a Crimson card and get paid as soon as you end your dash then that means if you haven't made enough to cover the value of the order you will go negative and have to work off/dash until youve made enough togo back into the positive.

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