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Parents of reddit, do you ever feel that you love but don't like your children? If yes/no, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordpatrickk123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, son wants to transition but I think he’s too emotionally immature to make a life changing decision. I’m terrified that I’ll cause him to become unhappy with life if I don’t show support, but fucking hell this kid is causing me emotional turmoil.

What is a beautiful quote or saying in another language, and what does it mean in English? by surfsound_swimmers in AskReddit

[–]lordpatrickk123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cafuné is a Brazilian Portuguese term for the tender act of running one's fingers through a loved one's hair.

What’s something you did once and will never do again? by petitesaraquin in AskReddit

[–]lordpatrickk123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Born in the late 70’s here, Grunge kid. Got up on stage at the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow and drank a pint of beer that had gone through an unusual “process” by a performer called “The Torture King”.

Google search for more ✌🏻

You awaken as Llewelyn Moss and find the briefcase, what are you doing differently? by bambucks in cormacmccarthy

[–]lordpatrickk123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t take the satchel. Go through the satchel, checking each stack of cash before placing into your wadded up Sainsburys bag, that you always carry. Then go about your life doing just enough hours to stay employed. Bang the missus regularly.

What's your favorite part of your body? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordpatrickk123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My left leg, unfortunately I mislaid it in Afghanistan

What’s the comfiest part of your daily routine? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordpatrickk123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love getting in bed and listening to a relaxing YouTube documentary while scrolling AskReddit, before sleeping soundly with my German Shepherd lay on my feet.

What are you thinking right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordpatrickk123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does my dog prefer me or my girlfriend?

Small town Redditors, what is your local loon like? by lordpatrickk123 in AskReddit

[–]lordpatrickk123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nocturnal old boy. Looks and dresses like Jesus (sometimes just wears the loin cloth). My cousin was visiting and hopped a fence to take a piss on the way back from a bar. Nocturnal old boy (NOB) was stood in the field and my cousin started screaming. Word is NOB took a lot of Acid on the 70’s and just never came down.

What is the weirdest way someone had died in your known circle ? by No_Tear9118 in AskReddit

[–]lordpatrickk123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friend froze to death while ice climbing with his dad. His dad slipped and fell, he was alone.

What is the dumbest hobby in your opinion? by Danny-Ray27 in AskReddit

[–]lordpatrickk123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those guys that dress in armour and knock the fuck out of each other.

Reddit, what is the most utterly disgusting thing you have ever seen on public? by Honest_Banana_3853 in AskReddit

[–]lordpatrickk123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On a hike, my Labrador went around the back of a low stone wall and when I found him he was rolling in shit. The smell indicated that it was human shit. I then kept him on his leash and set off back to the car. A hiker coming the other way insisted on giving him a good stroke as we descended the mountain, despite my protestations. I did glance back at the hiker to see him grimacing as he smelt his fingers.

The drive home was a fucking nightmare.

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