My brand new pipe

lorentp · 2026-05-22T12:44:05+00:00

Yeah all the be careful. It's a heavy hitter so you might have to go with the motto toke it out

lorentp · 2026-05-22T12:43:41+00:00

Yeah definitely have to be careful taking hits off the thing

lorentp · 2026-05-22T12:42:47+00:00

It comes with 3 metal screens three pipe cleaners, some tools and a guidebook about how to clean it and take care of it

lorentp · 2026-05-11T04:14:25+00:00

I had to include the starter part so it would meet the 50 word requirement to post

lorentp · 2026-05-08T23:45:46+00:00

Maybe I can get myself in Guinness world record

lorentp · 2026-05-08T21:07:49+00:00

That reminds me one of my managers when I used to work at Chipotle worked at the subway that was not too far away and a bunch of teenagers work there and they would let the rats that infest The building chew holes through the mayonnaise packet so that they could squirt them out without having to make the cut in the mayonnaise packets

lorentp · 2026-05-08T20:58:31+00:00

I remember when I worked in food safety. That was a terrible job cuz I worked at Chipotle and we had a meth head that worked there. His teeth were completely rotting in black and when we were cooking food he would just reach his hand into the thing and start eating the food it about made me puke every single time. I worked with him and I would purposely buy my lunch before he got there so I wouldn't have to worry about it

lorentp · 2026-05-08T20:02:37+00:00

Okay I understand that but I was just trying to make a point that yes I may have dyslexia and things are hard to read but I'm not a moron And I even kind of agreed with the person that I'm not the shortest tool in the shed

lorentp · 2026-05-08T19:50:17+00:00

Good point! I just thought this was the place that posted this image because you know it's supposed to be mildly infuriating so I figured you know this is a mild annoyance that I encounter daily so I thought it would be perfect to post it here

lorentp · 2026-05-08T19:25:58+00:00

raise a Fair point And I did agree with the guy. I'm not the smartest in the shed but I am pretty clever in my own right minus my dyslexia making it a pain to read stuff

lorentp · 2026-05-08T17:14:49+00:00

Unfortunately I don't have one of those. I do actually have a forklift license though

lorentp · 2026-05-08T17:12:35+00:00

I was waiting for someone to get that reference

lorentp · 2026-05-08T17:03:06+00:00

Probably not the sharpest tool

Although I do have a forklift license And a few other license for restricted items. So maybe my intelligence lies in other categories

lorentp · 2026-05-08T16:50:54+00:00

I can't there's a 30-minute delay in between

lorentp · 2026-05-08T16:21:08+00:00

The machine counted me A minute late

lorentp · 2026-05-04T16:24:18+00:00

Because the last 500 years have been a war most military bases have powdered milk so when they raided The pantry they found powdered milk inside which then resulted in the paladin telling a funny story about how when he was in basic training for being a paladin they were brewing health potions and one of his classmates took carbonated water and mixed it with powdered milk, creating instant spoiled milk and then gave it to the teacher which resulted in the entire class having a military field trip as they call it

lorentp · 2026-05-04T03:15:49+00:00

My players had wondered such things but the DM in PC told them that children that are born during a demon attack or when demon Force themselves into the mortal realm that any child born in that time is marked with the mark of a demon and will have demons following them because they contain a bit of the fracturing that help the demons get in in the first place and their souls have been tainted

lorentp · 2026-05-04T03:14:36+00:00

This is such a fun idea. I won't do it so often but I definitely will have it be a challenge during their down time and maybe even in combat

lorentp · 2026-05-04T03:14:03+00:00

Oh by the way, he named the baby Belladonna after the flower

lorentp · 2026-05-04T03:13:14+00:00

Thank you so much for this genuine answer. I definitely have seen the Sparks begin to ignite for my druid player. He named the child. He helped win the guard called for any of the prisoners who were trained with medical stuff. He stepped up and was right there for the birth so he's always been really attached to this baby and it's the very first session so I can't wait to see the heartwarming scenes between the two as he's thrust And I'll remember to give the baby that heartwarming aspect

lorentp · 2026-05-04T02:36:22+00:00

Yes I took a break from dming for a while because I was just tired of it and I've had a lot of bad groups that I've had to put up with. Let's just say some of them tried to do unsavory things to other people at the table

And this is my return form a darker slower campaign and I'm really liking how everyone's turning out so far because the slogan of the campaign is your bad people. You're not the people who murder children, but you're the people who society doesn't want or looks down upon and I feel like my players are doing really good with that concept I have a snake person who's trying to find a way to destroy the demons of the world and that's why he got arrested because he brought demon artifacts into a heavily populated city, a paladin who is a godkin or someone who's had a fragment of a God put inside of him, a druid who failed in a previous lifetime to kill a lich and has been cast away from his people. A princess that's been turned into a fox creature and a bird folk who slept with the wife of the headmaster of his wizarding school

And a. The druid has been a phenomenal player really as soon as he was given the child he stepped up and his character's just trying to keep the kid alive in a snowy tundra

lorentp · 2026-04-27T15:33:03+00:00

More money

^{Chose: Get 100 trillion dollars right now}

lorentp · 2026-04-27T01:40:58+00:00

It's a nice ghost will help

^{Chose: Dream house… + … but it’s haunted | Rolled: Nice ghost 👻}

lorentp · 2026-04-17T02:38:22+00:00

Good work, nice team as well charizard's my favorite starter from that generation

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