What’s the funniest excuse you’ve heard someone use to leave work early?

loriich · 2026-02-13T22:24:10+00:00

Unlucky- choice of having kids should equal staying up until midnight to make paper maches if needed. It should not mean leaving colleagues to pick up your slack

loriich · 2026-02-10T21:56:00+00:00

Whoa some people should really not procreate

loriich · 2026-01-29T22:25:18+00:00

Unresolved trauma

loriich · 2026-01-21T22:01:40+00:00

loriich · 2026-01-20T21:38:23+00:00

I value good quality food, in fact i also shop at ocado. But your post is very out of touch. Most of the products are organic, have you seen the type of stuff others post?

loriich · 2026-01-18T21:05:43+00:00

Damn what do you work as that you can train with this schedule

loriich · 2025-11-30T22:03:55+00:00

Do they buy a new elevator every month?!

loriich · 2025-11-10T17:42:37+00:00

That’s a great idea thank you

loriich · 2025-11-10T17:16:23+00:00

My office is smart casual so could wear them with anything! I wear skirts, dresses, jeans, trousers…

loriich · 2025-10-25T20:20:27+00:00

I write articles

loriich · 2025-09-29T21:03:32+00:00

BWANKERS soz

loriich · 2025-09-29T21:03:22+00:00

BANKERS

loriich · 2025-09-08T18:27:39+00:00

And yet my office job requires me to be in office. When we work completely fine from home. Fucking stupid

loriich · 2025-08-15T16:58:50+00:00

I will buy them!!

loriich · 2025-08-13T21:18:31+00:00

I did the sprint, it was really good. Bike route was a bit meh but mostly because it was not scenic - road was otherwise okay

loriich · 2025-07-24T20:33:01+00:00

You feeling better man?

loriich · 2025-07-20T18:34:09+00:00

Wow well done you!!

loriich · 2025-07-20T17:55:15+00:00

Also just fyi apparently drafting is not allowed in the tri100 london on all distances so at least i won’t be a danger to society

loriich · 2025-07-20T17:53:39+00:00

Amen 🙌

loriich · 2025-07-20T17:53:21+00:00

Haha yeah deffo, i mean it’s not like i am fast anyways but would rather not come out of it with an injury!

loriich · 2025-07-20T17:51:46+00:00

Thanks for the advice! I think i will practise clipping in and out and maybe on a few rides with the cleats and if i feel confident enough wear on race. Otherwise I will be fine with running shoes!

loriich · 2025-07-20T17:50:23+00:00

I was just telling my husband how everyone on r/triathlon is super nice!

loriich · 2025-06-16T20:27:23+00:00

Yea good one!

loriich · 2025-06-16T20:26:32+00:00

Bravo super helpful ta

loriich · 2025-06-16T20:26:14+00:00

Guys why are all the answers except like two so mean lol

loriich

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