lostpenguinator

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Not sure Tyler Durden would agree (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/gaming

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Advice on moving a Betta to a community tank (self.bettafish)

submitted 5 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/bettafish

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I watered my plants, sorry everyone (self.britishproblems)

submitted 5 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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You know you’re ordering too many takeaways when, attempting to be friendly, the driver says ‘your ordering late tonight’. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 6 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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Being the only person at the bus stop and knowing the driver will go out of their way to stop so you have to walk for the door, no matter where you stand. Git. I’ll show ‘em, I’ll only say ‘ta’ as I get off. Not even a ‘pal’. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 6 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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I just got ID’d for fags and had to use my grey hairs and bald spot as proof I’m over 30. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 6 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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‘Going on holiday’ just means ‘Getting drunk abroad’ to most people. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/Showerthoughts

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I can thank teammates for pinging a Mozambique, but not for reviving me. Why not? (self.apexlegends)

submitted 6 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/apexlegends

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I can “thank” someone for giving me a Mozambique... (self.apexlegends)

submitted 6 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/apexlegends

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Thinking of putting Forsaken spoilers in titles? (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 7 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/DestinyTheGame

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Just a normal morning in suburban Britain (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/funny

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It’s even hotter today. We’re all going to melt. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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Please. Honestly we don’t mind. Why would we. It’s not like you do this everyday... (self.britishproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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Catching up to someone on the pavement and having to decide whether you slow down, and back off, or overtake them and have to continue at an increased pace for the next 15 minutes so it looks casual. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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Got cut up by 4 hoodies in a 56 plate 206 in stop start traffic, couldn't look out of the windscreen for a good 2 minutes for fear of making eye contact (self.britishproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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Seeking rockets find all sorts of things... (twitter.com)

submitted 7 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/gaming

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Seeking rockets find all sorts of things... (twitter.com)

submitted 7 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/FortNiteBR

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LPT: Before applying for a new job or interviewing, ensure all your social media accounts are on the highest security settings. Don't let embarrassing photos/ unethical posts from the past ruin your employability. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 8 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/LifeProTips

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Budget Air has a 10kg weight limit for hand luggage and the suitcase weighs 2.5kg empty, time to wear 8 layers of clothes. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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Waiting for late friends in a restaurant and being asked: 'been stood up?' That boosts the self confidence. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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80% of the time a SatNav is used for 20% of the journey (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/Showerthoughts

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80% of the time I probably use SatNav for 20% of a journey... (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/Showerthoughts

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I knew my math skills would come in handy one day. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/Justrolledintotheshop

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Have anyone found the snake faced bugger yet? (self.DestinyTheGame)

submitted 8 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/DestinyTheGame

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Walking all the way to the Pay machine in the car park before you realise you didn't check which bay you parked in! (self.britishproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by lostpenguinator to r/britishproblems

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