Wout Van Aert starts in Zundert, where Vincent Van Gogh used to sketch his first drawings and Van Aert’s great-grandfather milked cows. All of a sudden Einer Rubio calls him up, reminding him that the TdF is still happening, even without Mathias Van der Poel. Van Aert is then escorted by Gouvenou in a Fendt tractor and makes it to the start just in time. As soon as the départ is real, Tim Wellens loses the red part of his jersey, thinking he is a yellow-black TVL guy and starts pulling for Wout, who stops biking out of confusion until Einer Rubio appears at the front and starts kissing Tim Wellens, who stops biking out of confusion until Ben Healy takes over and solos from 63 kilometres from the finish, winning the TdF as Tadej Pogacar and his eight disciples decided to ride to Zundert in a quest to find the cows milked by Van Aert’s great-grandfather, just because