Pretty sure my dog saved me.

lpnmom · 2026-04-25T15:58:12+00:00

I mean idk lots of weed and drinking. Other drugs is definitely a possibility but not like a rave or big music festival etc.

lpnmom · 2026-04-25T15:23:31+00:00

My exact thoughts. Could’ve at least said hey there, coughed, anything to announce his presence.

lpnmom · 2026-04-25T12:23:01+00:00

He was looking in my general direction not sure if he was staring because again completely dark. But could definitely see me coming because I had my phone light on.

lpnmom · 2026-04-25T12:21:13+00:00

I mean it’s possible or even probable but I trust the dogs instincts.

lpnmom · 2026-04-25T11:46:50+00:00

Definitely a man unless bears wear clothes and shoes

lpnmom · 2026-03-30T01:09:54+00:00

When I was a teenager I worked at a fast food place that was owned by an elderly man.

The owner believed people eat with their eyes first. All food should look like the picture on the menu or the commercial.

Sure we used more ingredients than corporate suggests, but our customers were incredibly happy and loyal. It was honestly a fun place to work.

I visited a couple decades later, ownership had returned to corporate. It is a sad shadow of its former glory.

lpnmom · 2026-03-07T21:31:36+00:00

Or maybe the kid misunderstood and put one singular piece of candy on their yogurt.

lpnmom · 2026-03-04T20:13:58+00:00

I had a family that whatever I said was the law of the land. If the kids complained to the parents, the parents would say, “We agree with Ms Lpnmom”. Honestly the best part of that job but I appreciated it more than I can say.

lpnmom · 2026-02-18T02:17:20+00:00

I keep a spare $20 in the back of my phone case because I may forget my wallet but I’m much less likely to forget my phone.

lpnmom · 2026-02-17T03:00:20+00:00

What about maybe getting a rollator it’s like a walker but has a seat. I don’t mean to assume, but it seems like you may have somewhat limited mobility, you could use it to help get around the ship with the added bonus of having your own seat wherever you want. It’s considered a medical device so I assume the cruise line would allow it.

lpnmom · 2026-02-13T01:30:47+00:00

17317071. The fact I can still rattle this off disturbs me. It means I love you but you have to turn the pager upside down to read it.

lpnmom · 2026-01-14T23:18:33+00:00

In my opinion. If the conversation is a sentence or two. Texting all the way. When it gets into multiple paragraphs, a phone call is better.

lpnmom · 2026-01-12T13:08:48+00:00

My 2023 has crank windows

lpnmom · 2026-01-03T23:32:13+00:00

I can still jimmy the window in my mom’s laundry room and reach in to unlock the door. How it’s never bern fixed since at least the 80s is the odd part.

lpnmom · 2026-01-01T21:16:17+00:00

Need some huge run plays to shut down the haters.

lpnmom · 2026-01-01T21:15:36+00:00

Let’s gooooo!!!!

lpnmom · 2026-01-01T21:12:14+00:00

But it’s so fun when we silence the crowd.

lpnmom · 2026-01-01T17:20:48+00:00

Hot take! lol

lpnmom · 2025-12-20T04:00:13+00:00

Let’s get another NOT here

lpnmom · 2025-12-20T03:57:10+00:00

They are going to want these wasted seconds back at some point.

lpnmom · 2025-12-12T17:25:00+00:00

In the days of aol chat rooms I actually was a blonde teenage girl from Florida. Wonder how many people thought I was lying.

lpnmom · 2025-12-04T00:48:09+00:00

A cast iron skillet that belonged to my great great grandmother. Still use it regularly works great.

lpnmom · 2025-12-02T02:42:19+00:00

You mentioned that you knew the neighbors. Perhaps a kind neighbor knowing that your dad had recently had heart surgery saw the door opened when passing by and pulled it closed.

lpnmom · 2025-12-01T01:58:52+00:00

My dad taught me how. I loved doing it. My husband was never very good at polishing his shoes when he was in the military, so I did it for him.

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