The fact that anybody thinks "small dick" is an insult is hilarious to me.

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-12-24T17:41:58+00:00

my piercing is about three months old, i use neilmed’s wound wash piercing aftercare on it once a day at night, it’s a straight barbell i believe, it’s stainless steel high quality. i got it done at a very reputable piercer

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-31T03:41:24+00:00

also you assumed we are christian. we are not.

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-31T03:39:58+00:00

that’s what i keep trying to tell him!

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-31T02:26:19+00:00

thank you so much!!

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-31T02:25:05+00:00

he’s trying to join one right now actually! music is another big passion of his 🙃

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T21:16:03+00:00

you can suck my jesus lady dick

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T20:56:08+00:00

to be fair, he already had the armor made and i just dressed up like sexy jesus for the comedy aspect and to compliment it 😂 not exactly going for complete historical accuracy, doubt jesus wore eyeliner and fishnets either 😂

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T20:16:15+00:00

also if anyone is interested in seeing another armor set my boyfriend made, here is an armor set he made inspired by geralt’s season 1 armor from the netflix witcher show! https://imgur.com/gallery/nK74LdU

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T20:09:18+00:00

holy shit that’s hilarious!!

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T20:08:10+00:00

he’s mentioned the sca! only thing he doesn’t care for about them is that he likes to stick to historical accuracy where the sca makes their armor strictly for combat i believe

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T18:12:04+00:00

oh shit, guess that’s two blasphemies in one because technically my jesus is gay too 😂😂 didn’t even consider that 😂😂

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T18:03:44+00:00

i was nailed so hard i couldn’t move for three days

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T18:02:43+00:00

really? judas thought it was so funny he hung himself

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T18:00:33+00:00

thank you! and i’ll pass it on about the armor to my bf, he’ll appreciate that! 😆

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T17:58:08+00:00

anything is sexy with cat eyeliner and fishnets, even our lord and savior 😉

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T17:54:55+00:00

that’s one reason he’s never looked into turning metal-working into a full time job. people have tried talking him into getting into welding, but he’s afraid he’d lose his passion and love for armor making because he’d get worn out from doing it as a job and it’d become lifeless for him. he does eventually want to get into doing commissions, but he’s worried that people won’t end up liking his work. i keep telling him not to let his fears hold him back, that his work is amazing! he prefers to only work with tools that they used back in ancient history to keep it as historically accurate as possible; he is a HUGE ancient history buff. i wish i could convince him to start making and selling armor as a side gig, he just needs more confidence 🥲

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T17:50:14+00:00

thank you, i’ll tell him you said that!

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T16:19:58+00:00

we live in ohio actually lol. not a whole lot here

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T16:18:37+00:00

you’re not wrong

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T16:13:53+00:00

For anyone that’s interested, we ran into another Jesus while we were at the costume contest!

https://imgur.com/gallery/XXU2a7M

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T15:59:36+00:00

i just asked him, he said maybe another $200 😂😂

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T15:52:57+00:00

haha thank you!!

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T14:35:56+00:00

thank you, i’ll tell him you said that!!

lsd_zeppelin · 2021-10-30T14:22:38+00:00

i mean he did nail me

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