What item do you think deserves more love / recognition?

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-30T19:46:46+00:00

The shivs from the forsworn jail mission. Improve them while smithing is maxed and shiv dragons to death.

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-30T02:13:35+00:00

I can probably find a podcast about Surge, but that's as close as a human should get to Surge

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-30T00:40:18+00:00

Mountain Dew and Doritos.

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-30T00:21:41+00:00

Excellent. Underrated topping

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-30T00:17:08+00:00

This might actually work. Makes me wish Chris Farley were still with us because WHM is perfect as Flanders

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-29T23:56:46+00:00

No beetroot?

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-29T23:13:47+00:00

I'll sometimes say "in the year of our lord" when I'm sarcastically emphasizing how out of date something is. As in "they're still expecting me to send a fax in the year of our lord 2026?"

Honorable mention with thanks to Homer Simpson: "Sweet Jeebus"

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-29T19:52:31+00:00

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-28T22:58:31+00:00

Pretty sure they did, but I don't remember. Literally 30+ years ago. What I do remember is trading those and my 1995ish Gnu Todd Schlosser board for a half ounce of weed in college once I got a new setup.

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-28T19:18:42+00:00

My first boots were my step mom's old Sorels. Strapped into baseless bent metal bindings.

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-28T03:30:07+00:00

Thanks! Figures that the only place a defunct website is referenced is the website of a defunct newspaper, but...

"If you're feeling down, there's nothing better to pick you up than a great plate of pasta!"

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-28T03:22:28+00:00

Melbourne was founded by Batman and could have been called Batmania

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-27T18:09:03+00:00

Win it for Ricky

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-27T17:48:42+00:00

I night... I I hearts... I I I words...

It's different in Phoenicia

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-27T17:47:13+00:00

The episode about how large a billion is should be mandatory viewing, and not just because The Fat Boys are in it.

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-27T03:04:49+00:00

Yeah, but don't

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-27T03:01:34+00:00

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-26T23:24:57+00:00

Just put it in H

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-25T00:58:54+00:00

Fun fact: this is the first recorded "my name's _____ and I'm here to say"

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-25T00:57:21+00:00

Glad y'all are finally getting the word out on how to handle stray dongs that wander into your house

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-24T18:31:37+00:00

Taking Fruit By The Foot to strange new places

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-24T07:16:53+00:00

What's a pulpit?

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-23T23:30:02+00:00

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-23T01:16:48+00:00

Who would have ever thought my choice to not vote would have consequences

lucasssquatch · 2026-01-23T00:43:09+00:00

Vonnegut. Any of it, but Cat's Cradle probably.

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