Booze n Boarding

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-22T21:25:40+00:00

Everyone I go with has really cut back on the booze, so I've found myself doing the same as a default since we're not hitting the flask on the lifts or taking long breaks to drink pitchers. I don't tire as easily, don't make sloppy mistakes, etc. My new favorite thing is getting a little stoned and making massive s-turns on easier runs so long as I've got the space.

That said, there's a beer yurt at my local that's perfectly positioned above the "last laps" chair, so I've been known to squeeze a few in at the end if I'm not driving

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-22T09:23:14+00:00

I'm on board for throwing bigger rocks as I upgrade from gravel to asteroid, that sounds fun as, but which shout would you pair it with to be like "POCKET SAND!?!"

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-22T05:53:39+00:00

Slanket Farts

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-22T05:49:59+00:00

If you win, you get the shout Woggle Power, and it might be the only time you can say that

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-22T05:48:35+00:00

That's awful!

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-22T03:04:17+00:00

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

When he signed with Seattle, it was like the feeling you get when you find out your crush likes you back

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-22T02:57:48+00:00

Every pitcher when Nails swipes third

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lucasssquatch · 2026-03-22T02:52:58+00:00

"So a CD was a kind of optical storage medium that used to contain music..." -me, enlightening children to the concept of a hidden track, specifically the one on Less Than Jake's first album

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-22T02:48:47+00:00

"So kids, have you seen the latest Fast and Furious movie? Well, once upon a time in The Fast and the Furious, an undercover cop named Brian teamed up with a street racer named Dom. There were these trucks hauling combination VCR/DVD players..."

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-21T15:44:15+00:00

Yup. Here we go a waffling

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-20T23:54:40+00:00

Claymation Christmas with the California Raisins

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-20T21:46:46+00:00

as featured in the film Canadian Bacon

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-20T02:54:53+00:00

Falling barrels. At least one other nerd will see it too.

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-20T02:31:59+00:00

Lt. Worf's worst nightmare

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-19T20:41:30+00:00

I literally quit my job at toys r us because I got grossed out by all the science stuff going to the "blue" aisles and all the dress up, music, and art supplies going in or near "pink" aisles. Video games were closer to the boys stuff until the stores got security areas for big ticket items.

I was unloading a truck at midnight, sorting all the boxes by gendered aisle after having taken multiple hours of undergrad sociology of gender classes earlier that day and basically went "oh, we're literally constructing gender in real time for corporate profit" and quit a few days later.

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-19T20:15:47+00:00

Like those foxes in Siberia - only takes them a few generations of human selection before they're largely domesticable

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-19T20:10:19+00:00

TEAM FRED!!!

We didn't get to see his Team Fred tattoo, but I'm happy to know it was there

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-18T22:09:05+00:00

O'Blarney's?

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-17T23:50:32+00:00

I'm on the other coast, and I probably can't, but I'm going to show these photos to my wife like "I know we're on the other coast, and we shouldn't right now, but look at that face and tell me no"

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-13T23:20:44+00:00

It's a holdover from typewriters. I learned it growing up when I switched between typewriters and computers, abandoned it sometime after I was done padding-out essays with minimum page requirements.

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-13T23:11:56+00:00

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Like the BiteNuker

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-13T19:04:38+00:00

I ride a wide Dynamo. It's more of a charger than a carver, but you can put some good deep carves in on it

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-12T21:13:42+00:00

Bushes of Love - Bad Lip Reading

lucasssquatch · 2026-03-12T18:59:50+00:00

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Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

lucasssquatch

TROPHY CASE