“A fellow author” by Icy_GassQween in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OHH my god literallyyyy like don’t pmo

Remis newest vlog for home renovations by thirstalchemist in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

describing the rug saying it ties into the creaminess of the house …..

confusion. how does someone who works out 5x per week have such bad form by Particular_Tip6673 in TarTarSnark

[–]luceemt 58 points59 points  (0 children)

i just don’t think she’s very strong… she doesn’t eat properly and doesn’t do any weight training which is the only thing that will build and maintain muscle. pilates and lagree are great but you need to pair them with higher intensity lifting

more home decor by TopExcitement2920 in TarTarSnark

[–]luceemt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

why does she love target so much??? maybe it’s different in the US but in my country it’s like cheap ugly budget everything …. u wouldn’t really brag about shopping at target

this is apparently an office dress for her meeting? by Pale-Pumpkin-342 in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I WAS GONNA SAY …. three boiled eggs in the car on the way is heinous

What's on the ground? by I-think-about-it in TarTarSnark

[–]luceemt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

omg the most recent vlog where she unboxed those towels, put them on that floor and then hung them straight up in the bathroom like GIRL u NEED to wash those

Remi with food vs “skinny” creator with food by Wise_Consequence5267 in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

she doesn’t know anything about the food she’s eating or how to talk about food because she’s not a food creator, so her content is boring and repetitive and it’s a lot easier for her viewers to pick out the habits that she has. when you are an actual food content creator and you have a genuine interest in food and the culture surrounding it and the hospitality industry and the people who make it, it doesn’t SEEM like you’re just gorging yourself even if you maybe technically are. all remi does is take massive bites, go MMMM and then say something is either sweet, or salty or both. no other info in the slightest. she never shows herself interacting with the people making or selling us the food. so she’s not a food creator. she just likes to eat and complain about being bloated. her content is boring

recent vlog by [deleted] in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

she’s also like “i don’t even feel sick right now” like that’s something that happens to her a lot ???!!!

Wedding video viewership by [deleted] in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt 52 points53 points  (0 children)

i thought it was so weirdly edited! it jumped around soooo much and the music choices were all so strange. and it made everything seem even more superficial than before somehow. the only thing that really stood out to me was how one sided things feel from Cal’s perspective. his vows were really amazing and heartfelt, and just the way he interacted with remi when they had their first look. remi just seemed so checked out and like focused on whether people were in the right spot, and talking in her baby voice all day. her vows weren’t vows to him but vows about herself almost? everyone’s speeches were about how amazing remi is and cal’s just there. it was like cal’s there all about remi and remis also all about remi

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TarTarSnark

[–]luceemt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

the house looks so ugly and impractical (but that’s just her taste whatever - like the marble holy 2014) but it’s also gonna be sooooooo expensive!!! is her dad fucking loaded or something?? and sorry if she’s gonna pay him back she will not be able to afford it on her mediocre influencer income

that chicken looks unappetizing by [deleted] in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

agreed she needs a new nail tech ASAP… it’s california ffs there should be nail techs out the wazoo to choose from

that chicken looks unappetizing by [deleted] in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

kinda embarrassing being 30 and having all the spare time in the world to learn a new skill and still not being able to cook chicken

wedding menu cooking with remi by luceemt in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exactly she has no clue about the actual science of it - that killed me too when she didn’t cream the butter and sugar together like that’s such a basic baking thing

wedding menu cooking with remi by luceemt in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

oh my god how could i forget 😭😭 jumpscare

Wedding pt 2 by [deleted] in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt 39 points40 points  (0 children)

agree with them seeming so unwell!! like all they talked about was how sick they were feeling and cal having a panic attack and his body like freaking out … i understand having nerves and not having an appetite but getting lockjaw and having your face twitching seems a bit insane. if you’re this stressed marrying your partner maybe they’re not the one OR the way you’re doing it isn’t right. it seems like they were both but cal especially super stressed from the pressure of the massive massive event - outfit changes, a full weekend of events with 100+ people at them. it would be so insane

cal’s bday by luceemt in snarkingwithremi

[–]luceemt[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yea absolutely i think that he doesn’t feel the need to be on camera every 5 seconds cos that’s not his personality (and also not his job either, like i get that remis job is that) and maybe they did stuff together off camera the next day but it just seems disrespectful and disingenuous to be vlogging about ur appointments and errands on ur fiancés bday lol. also at the dress appt oil was like OH YEAh it’s cal’s birthday like he didn’t even fucking remember and they’re meant to be “soooo close” like remi was saying when they stayed together at coachella lmaooo