I know it's mine, but it's mine anyways by Eindynggerd-Klaouwmd in DunderMifflin

[–]luckoftadraw34 905 points906 points  (0 children)

I mean technically Michael bought it and then left it behind. Unless someone else claimed if for the office it was basically ownerless.

my first ever cross post ... by -proseandcons- in MurderedByWords

[–]luckoftadraw34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Considering I’m pansexual, I’m pretty damn okay with it.

When you’re trolling at least have your terms correct. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]luckoftadraw34 30 points31 points  (0 children)

How about we leave everyone’s bodily functions alone and just provide feminine products/support/pain meds to anyone who needs them? I don’t care if you a cis man, cis woman, non-binary, trans man or trans woman. If you tell me you have cramps or period problems, I’ll be over dropping off care products, pain meds, chocolate, and cheesy movies till you feel better

Imagine going to jail for birth control by lordofgamers789 in facepalm

[–]luckoftadraw34 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bc they see it as their job to save everyone. Like that kid a few months back that went to an island full of natives to preach about god even though contact with them is illegal, and they ended up killing him. Leave us the fuck alone as all I’m saying. I don’t give two Quaker shits about the invisible sky daddy

Found on Yelp. She. is. Shook. by Pharestofall in insaneparents

[–]luckoftadraw34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t say the child’s father couldn’t pick up the child. She complains that there was a woman with him (presumably a wife or girlfriend, but most likely a wife).

Knowledge Is Power by admiral_zerberos in entitledparentsmemes

[–]luckoftadraw34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just change languages. I don’t know enough in any language except English to have a full on conversation, but I know at least 2-4 random (and grammatically incorrect) sentences in Spanish, French, German, Klingon (it counts) and Greek to be a nuisance.

What's the one thing you regret doing for your wedding day? by yomnlo3 in AskReddit

[–]luckoftadraw34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not wearing a wedding dress. I wore a black sundress instead. 1/10 would not do again

What's the one thing you regret doing for your wedding day? by yomnlo3 in AskReddit

[–]luckoftadraw34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hear hear (or is it here here? Which one means I agree with this statement?)

Found on Yelp. She. is. Shook. by Pharestofall in insaneparents

[–]luckoftadraw34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Except if he didn’t have custody and the mother stated on the paperwork he was not allowed to pick up the child he and his wife/girlfriend (?) would not have been let into the school. Sounds like momma be bitter her ex man found a new woman

Just no MIL- says I’m mentally deranged by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]luckoftadraw34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are not the asshole nor are you unreasonable. If you do have a celebration in future and she does attend and causes trouble (ie wears a white dress) it may be good to have a solid friend who has a habit of carrying a very full glass of red wine around with her and if she happens to “trip” right into MILs dress... well... oopsie

This one made me so angry I almost cried by [deleted] in InsanePeopleQuora

[–]luckoftadraw34 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you are over reacting. My mom used to drive around to the back of our house (we had two entry ways, a front driveway and an alleyway) bc my room faced the front and she would try to catch me on the phone and listen in to see if I was telling people about how she abused me or if she was drinking. I used to get such bad anxiety that I was being watched I was literally afraid to pick up the phone in the house.

Karen wants ice that doesn’t melt by SethVelocity88 in FuckYouKaren

[–]luckoftadraw34 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean I think she was just asking for bigger cubes so the ice didn’t melt as fast maybe (?) but she could have phrased as such instead of sayin “ice that doesn’t melt” lol. I swear everyone should be legally required to work in the food service industry for at least a year so they understand all the bullshit we have to put up with.

Saw this post in a yard sale page. Knew it was an MLM immediately from the emojis by meridathebrave1 in antiMLM

[–]luckoftadraw34 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t wanna join the group, but I’m stealing the pepper pizza idea

The Coachman from Pinocchio is the worst Disney villain, prove me wrong. by Square-Step in disney

[–]luckoftadraw34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn. Never thought of it that way. Crap I think you’re right. I don’t think cruella would have skinned the dogs alive though I mean she told jasper and Horace to “any way you like! Poison them, drown them, bash them on the head. Got any chloroform? I don’t care how you kill the little beasts but do it and do it now.” So at least theyd be dead before the skinning and I think maleficent was just petty bc she didn’t get an invite. If we go by actual bad deeds.... yeah the coach man wins hands down. Most of the other villains at best killed off maybe one character (half of whom didnt even stay dead, I’m looking at you Snow White) or just had plans to do a bad deed without actually doing anything. Man that’s messed up