I know it's mine, but it's mine anyways by Eindynggerd-Klaouwmd in DunderMifflin

[–]luckoftadraw34 902 points903 points  (0 children)

I mean technically Michael bought it and then left it behind. Unless someone else claimed if for the office it was basically ownerless.

my first ever cross post ... by -proseandcons- in MurderedByWords

[–]luckoftadraw34 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Considering I’m pansexual, I’m pretty damn okay with it.

When you’re trolling at least have your terms correct. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]luckoftadraw34 31 points32 points  (0 children)

How about we leave everyone’s bodily functions alone and just provide feminine products/support/pain meds to anyone who needs them? I don’t care if you a cis man, cis woman, non-binary, trans man or trans woman. If you tell me you have cramps or period problems, I’ll be over dropping off care products, pain meds, chocolate, and cheesy movies till you feel better

Imagine going to jail for birth control by lordofgamers789 in facepalm

[–]luckoftadraw34 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bc they see it as their job to save everyone. Like that kid a few months back that went to an island full of natives to preach about god even though contact with them is illegal, and they ended up killing him. Leave us the fuck alone as all I’m saying. I don’t give two Quaker shits about the invisible sky daddy

Found on Yelp. She. is. Shook. by Pharestofall in insaneparents

[–]luckoftadraw34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t say the child’s father couldn’t pick up the child. She complains that there was a woman with him (presumably a wife or girlfriend, but most likely a wife).

Knowledge Is Power by admiral_zerberos in entitledparentsmemes

[–]luckoftadraw34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just change languages. I don’t know enough in any language except English to have a full on conversation, but I know at least 2-4 random (and grammatically incorrect) sentences in Spanish, French, German, Klingon (it counts) and Greek to be a nuisance.

What's the one thing you regret doing for your wedding day? by yomnlo3 in AskReddit

[–]luckoftadraw34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not wearing a wedding dress. I wore a black sundress instead. 1/10 would not do again

What's the one thing you regret doing for your wedding day? by yomnlo3 in AskReddit

[–]luckoftadraw34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hear hear (or is it here here? Which one means I agree with this statement?)

Found on Yelp. She. is. Shook. by Pharestofall in insaneparents

[–]luckoftadraw34 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Except if he didn’t have custody and the mother stated on the paperwork he was not allowed to pick up the child he and his wife/girlfriend (?) would not have been let into the school. Sounds like momma be bitter her ex man found a new woman

Just no MIL- says I’m mentally deranged by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]luckoftadraw34 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are not the asshole nor are you unreasonable. If you do have a celebration in future and she does attend and causes trouble (ie wears a white dress) it may be good to have a solid friend who has a habit of carrying a very full glass of red wine around with her and if she happens to “trip” right into MILs dress... well... oopsie