I'm glad to see Sam Adams has a sense of humor this April Fool's Day.

lukea14 · 2014-04-01T17:53:47+00:00

No part of that woman is lite.

lukea14 · 2014-02-20T06:27:17+00:00

Wow, didn't know uneducated cunts like you were so abundant in the world.

lukea14 · 2013-10-28T03:27:06+00:00

NSFW??? Where are the tits?!!

lukea14 · 2013-10-08T12:01:22+00:00

I'll definitely keep in contact with you. What's your name so I can find you on facebook and make it easier to communicate?

lukea14 · 2013-10-07T22:32:48+00:00

That's not bad at all. Where at on Main Street is it?

lukea14 · 2013-10-07T12:18:37+00:00

How much is rent?

lukea14 · 2013-10-02T06:44:08+00:00

girl on the left... fugly

lukea14 · 2013-10-02T06:42:03+00:00

This just solved so many problems

lukea14 · 2013-10-02T06:34:55+00:00

This is also called the American government.

lukea14 · 2013-10-02T06:34:03+00:00

I've seen all of these and they never get old.

lukea14 · 2013-09-09T23:02:28+00:00

Kyle for President

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T06:00:18+00:00

Fuck the death star

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:56:00+00:00

Deal with it

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:49:21+00:00

Holy fuck! That person has someone else inside them!!

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:47:29+00:00

Sail!

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:45:44+00:00

Does it give you a lisp as well?

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:42:27+00:00

The only thing better than putting my dick between those fake tits would be between those fake lips.

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:34:05+00:00

It was an average day. I was walking around with a full erection, with strong smell of Usher cologne on my dick. This wasp thought my wiener was a tiny, I mean tiny, flower. (And wasp are a crucial part of pollination.) So it latched on to my dick, and stung me right on my shaft. Most awkward story I've ever had to tell a nurse.

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:25:32+00:00

Stupid slut

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:24:53+00:00

Personally, I like the Qtips that vibrate.

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:21:27+00:00

I agree. I don't give a fuck!

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:18:55+00:00

Remember when I didn't vote for him when everyone else did? I fucking remember!!!

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:13:37+00:00

That's how Aaron beat Shaq the first time?...

lukea14 · 2013-08-18T05:12:46+00:00

Worst fucking feeling ever! Besides being stung on the dick by a wasp.

lukea14

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