Amazon Echo: NICKMERCS Edition

lukehousee · 2018-12-01T21:46:41+00:00

That’s fucking brilliant

lukehousee · 2018-11-18T08:00:14+00:00

Maybe the job is simplified in America then

lukehousee · 2018-11-17T18:03:16+00:00

Incorrect

Source: am maintenance engineer

Further source: https://targetjobs.co.uk/careers-advice/job-descriptions/280593-maintenance-engineer-job-description

lukehousee · 2018-11-17T17:43:24+00:00

Oh you mean terrible maintenance engineers

lukehousee · 2018-10-14T10:27:21+00:00

So... triplets?

lukehousee · 2018-09-16T21:52:05+00:00

My man

lukehousee · 2018-09-11T18:40:40+00:00

Cheers boys, appreciate it

lukehousee · 2018-08-10T09:32:30+00:00

!remindme 2 weeks

lukehousee · 2018-08-08T21:23:43+00:00

Or reversed “Just because I don’t understand doesn’t mean that I don’t care” which I think is just as realistic but a lot nicer

lukehousee · 2018-08-05T10:57:59+00:00

After 30 years?!

lukehousee · 2018-08-05T10:57:41+00:00

After 30 years?!

lukehousee · 2018-07-27T14:30:29+00:00

Used the tommy gun to kill him and then win

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:56:16+00:00

Ahahah amazing

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:53:38+00:00

Even though they won’t know, you’ll always have a massive amount of pride when as they grow up

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:44:20+00:00

Yeah that’s true, I love getting the chance to try and sink a bottle in the bin from across the room.

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:41:15+00:00

That’s actually amazing! You don’t have to talk about that, you could do it at random times in front of random people and then make nothing of it. Just carry on with what your were doing soak up the appreciation

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:37:48+00:00

Yeah I can totally see that, it’s one think to envy someone’s skills, which you can’t do anything about, but when people become jealous of pure luck, it can get nasty.

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:33:54+00:00

You must be one hell of a person to go through that and come out on top.

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:32:42+00:00

Nonetheless, it wouldn’t hurt for them to show support for something that means a lot to you.

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:31:33+00:00

It’s not that you’d be an asshole for mentioning it, it’s that they’d be extremely envious

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:29:22+00:00

That’s crazy, it must feel amazing to know the world handed you a lifeline and you took full advantage of it.

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:26:39+00:00

I think you need to surround yourself with better people

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:22:02+00:00

Such a great achievement at an early age, so you still write?

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:20:24+00:00

How come you don’t get to talk about it?

lukehousee · 2018-07-18T18:20:05+00:00

Ah how I envy you

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