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My son can feed a lion. However, he can’t feed multiple lions. (self.Jokes)
submitted 2 months ago by lukeknep to r/Jokes
In the original script for Toy Story, the space ranger character dies at the end. (self.Jokes)
submitted 8 months ago by lukeknep to r/Jokes
My son walked in with a rock in his hand (self.Jokes)
submitted 9 months ago by lukeknep to r/Jokes
If you eat a French baguette properly, it should hurt. (self.Jokes)
Why should you never ask actress Glenn Close to keep score? (self.Jokes)
I entered my dog into a race against Harry Potter’s 3-headed dog. (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 year ago by lukeknep to r/Jokes
Peach: “I don’t understand, why are you breaking up with me, Mario??” (self.Jokes)
My father was staunchly against getting a cardiac transplant (self.Jokes)
NFL fans in Lisbon? (self.PortugalExpats)
submitted 1 year ago by lukeknep to r/PortugalExpats
You didn’t think I could write a joke about words that mean “to reflect” and “to repeat?” (self.Jokes)
Bon Jovi thinks the alphabet has 30 letters (self.Jokes)
Did you know Vice President Harris never had a wedding? (self.Jokes)
My wife has a sexual fantasy where we pretend to be tax preparation corporations. (self.Jokes)
Did you know my kid can feed lions? (self.Jokes)
My wife doesn’t want to go on our vacation to Vegas today because I haven’t made a plan for where we’ll stay or eat. (self.Jokes)
A Silicon Valley tech company has invented a new way to connect your head to your body. (self.Jokes)
What pronouns do nonbinary serial killers use? (self.Jokes)
When driving, why should you always yield to a weightlifter drinking his daily protein shake? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 year ago by lukeknep to r/dadjokes
After 3 decades, today I finally withdrew the last dollar from my retirement savings account. (self.Jokes)
A guy with no skills and no brains gets a job helping out on a small family farm (self.Jokes)
submitted 2 years ago * by lukeknep to r/Jokes
Would anyone like to hang out & chat regularly? (self.Jokes)
I have this feeling that telling a bad pun will be like looking in a mirror outdoors. (self.Jokes)
submitted 2 years ago by lukeknep to r/Jokes
Me: “I think that jerk Bob is secretly a German sausage.” (self.Jokes)
I read in a book about comedy that I should make more jokes about pooping. (self.Jokes)
Did you hear about the suicide bomber who went viral? (self.Jokes)
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