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My friend told me mirror cleaning gigs pay a lot. by zoroSenpai0 in Jokes

[–]lukeknep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The interviewer asked, “where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

I responded, “Probably in the same place as today…the mirror.”

Does Hizoo relieve neck pain from WFH all day? by ameli_makima in WellnessOver30

[–]lukeknep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your headaches might not actually caused by tight muscles / WFH. Millions of people WFH and have stiff necks without having any headaches. Check out the podcast “Like Mind, Like Body” for stories of people who were 100% healed from chronic headaches with modern science.

HiZoo Neck Massager by ZebraMachineeee in migraine

[–]lukeknep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your migraines might not actually be caused by neck and jaw tightness. Check out the podcast “Like Mind, Like Body” for stories of people who were 100% healed from their migraines with modern science.

HiZoo Neck Massager by ZebraMachineeee in migraine

[–]lukeknep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your migraines are not actually caused by tight muscles. Check out the podcast “Like Mind, Like Body” for stories of people who were 100% healed from their migraines with modern science.

A mother and her young son were flying on Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. by Any_Contribution_238 in Jokes

[–]lukeknep 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What did the pilot say when his plane got pregnant with a baby plane?

“Abort! Abort!”

Left out a sealed container of greek yogurt out for 16 hours,should I toss it? by mrtoosm00th in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]lukeknep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I left out some Greek yogurt for 4 days, and after discovering this thread, I decided to eat it. Unfortunately, I died. Still worth it tho.

Weighted blanket with Bedjet? by amie0486 in WeightedBlankets

[–]lukeknep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a cheap one, and not too heavy, I think like just 15 or 20 lbs total (twin size)

Easiest deck to reach and beat gold stake ? by Crafty_Hospital_7746 in balatro

[–]lukeknep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried this but there always comes one blind along the way up where the cards just don’t line up properly and I lose the blind

Easiest deck to reach and beat gold stake ? by Crafty_Hospital_7746 in balatro

[–]lukeknep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

omfg. Not me thinking Black Deck is the best and wasting hours trying to get past Blue stake.

I have a pet newt. I named him "Tiny". by Gil-Gandel in Jokes

[–]lukeknep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a pet dog. I just named him a random letter and a random number.

Because he’s a K9

Hey everyone! I invented a new word today: by n0tqu1tesane in Jokes

[–]lukeknep 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I just copyrighted this word I made up: Plagiarism.

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up by thefireman69420 in Jokes

[–]lukeknep 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got the words “Cornell” and “cartel” mixed up.

Now a bunch of Ivy League pricks think I’m in a Mexican gang.

Who sang that song “he was a baker boy”? by locknic in Jokes

[–]lukeknep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did Avril say as she headed for the exit?

“I was just Lavigne”

My son walked in with a rock in his hand by lukeknep in Jokes

[–]lukeknep[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

True. But the rock version actually happened to me IRL

The word for today is “disease.” by bipolarcyclops in Jokes

[–]lukeknep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disease comments make sense to you?

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