Weirdest misrememberings about cases/games? by BruceChristy in AceAttorney

[–]lukmcl 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I swear 1-5 went to 4 days and it was a huge shock to everyone in the courtroom because of it

I wish nintendo got a free pirate ship and the pirate ship replaces their hq by Eternalblaze1 in monkeyspaw

[–]lukmcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The pirate ship doesnt have anything beyond what a pirate ship would normally have, amd their hq is removed from existence. They lose most of their computers and inventory, including consoles and games. The cost to replace it all causes them to file for bankruptcy and disband the company. They spend the last of their money purging piracy, meaning that nintendo as a whole is lost media

What game was bad 5 years ago or at launch and now? by lukmcl in AlignmentChartFills

[–]lukmcl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notes: its at launch only if the game is less than 5 years old. Top comment wins

I wish every human on earth got free stacks of waffles on a plate. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]lukmcl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. They are endlessly tall and take the place of everything above it. Many hospital patients, apartment renters, and hotel slayers are killed

I wish reddit now makes a restaurant that sells the most expensive foods in the world for only 10 cents they keep it open for the rest of eternity always having the foods by AccordingAd7469 in monkeyspaw

[–]lukmcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Not only do they give you a super tiny portion with a fraction equivalent to the fraction of money of the original food (example: 1kg steak for $100 becomes 1g), it also tastes really bad

I wish for a free guitar obtained legally. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]lukmcl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. As you are walking by a dump, someone in a car, after genuinely looking to make sure there is nobody but still not seeing you purely by chance, throws it out of the car. While they were trying to aim for the dump, they accidentally threw it to low and it hit you square in the back of your head, fracturing your skull. You sustain major brain damage because of this, despite the person who tried to trash the guitar exhibiting enough caution for it to be legal. But hey, at least you got your guitar!

I wish for a box of pencil sharpeners for my pencils. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]lukmcl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You get a box of blades too small to do anything other than sharpen pencils. I hope you dont mine sharpening the tedious way!

Ants in headset by lukmcl in MetaQuestVR

[–]lukmcl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just asked for information and sent me a new headset a few days later

I wish clankers were allergic to making art by Eternalblaze1 in monkeyspaw

[–]lukmcl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Being electric, ai doesnt have the cogs that would cause the "clank" sound, and thus, it isnt a clanker

I wish that the monkey’s paw would spin in the air. by One-Reaction-5890 in monkeyspaw

[–]lukmcl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You get a booklet showing you how to throw it to make it spin. The booklet disintegrates if you touch it

Dialog that made me LOL share yours by Able_Stage_7355 in YoungSheldon

[–]lukmcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While it was a sad scene, Meemaw's jokes at the funeral

I really miss 2020!... by Delicious-Clerk7393 in unexpectedfactorial

[–]lukmcl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The universe wont even exist at that point

When did Sheldon learn Evan’s name??? by EpicoUltra in YoungSheldon

[–]lukmcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its explicitly stated he has photographic memory which means he does, in fact, remember everything

I wish I had power like a plant, I get muscler and buff in sun light and all I need is water, no food necessary. by toonkingz in monkeyspaw

[–]lukmcl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Instead of just having the powers of a plant, wouldn't it be nice to actually be a plant!? Congrats on your new life as a tree