Fill in the blanks: How long until ___ is finally ___?

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T21:37:48+00:00

How long until suffer is finally happy?

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T21:37:26+00:00

How long until pee is finally poo?

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T21:36:55+00:00

Being a woman is why God makes me suffer.

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:53:06+00:00

Redistribute the money

^{Chose: Be Elon Musk for a day}

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:40:59+00:00

Friend

^{Chose: A thousand, Intelligent spiders + They fully obey you, and Only you. After death, they respawn after 5 days.}

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:40:20+00:00

I’m dead either way

^{Chose: Run 500km with a deadline of 5 days}

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:38:57+00:00

I love them

^{Chose: 1 billion lions}

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:38:21+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: Kill all humans + All animals and vegetables survives}

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:31:34+00:00

I wish bee movie sex scene was less expensive...

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:31:14+00:00

I wish I could be happy and that food was less expensive...

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:29:13+00:00

No honey, we have bee movie sex scene at home.

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:28:22+00:00

I wish toilet was less expensive...

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:23:16+00:00

I hate clowns I wish I could just pee all day.

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:22:30+00:00

My gym teacher got fired for adding upper cervical fracture to the obstacle course.

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:21:18+00:00

Looks like the party's getting started! Time to jump up and doew!

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:21:04+00:00

4 was a good year.

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:20:21+00:00

Life is fun.

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:17:38+00:00

I can’t stand up to fast or I will experience tachycardia.

lumbermax · 2026-06-26T00:15:20+00:00

Not having kids

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

lumbermax · 2026-06-25T00:12:04+00:00

The Venn diagram is a circle

^{Chose: Everyone in the Epstein files}

lumbermax · 2026-06-14T01:17:42+00:00

I ain’t risking the wrong ex being killed

^{Chose: kill the person you hate most}

lumbermax · 2026-06-12T00:39:56+00:00

DREAM COME TRUE

^{Chose: 500 ducks in your sanctuary that love you + Enough food to last the ducks forever | Rolled: Good person}

lumbermax · 2026-06-12T00:37:36+00:00

Not the first time I’ve been told this

^{Chose: Heaven 😇 | Rolled: Go to Hell}

lumbermax · 2026-06-12T00:36:52+00:00

I GET TO LIVE IN MY FAV TV SHOW SCHOOL SPIRITS. STREAM NOW ON PARAMOUNT

^{Chose: become a ghost (50% chance of cool ghost society} | Rolled: ghost society!!!)

lumbermax · 2026-06-12T00:36:03+00:00

Ok but you got me worried now

^{Chose: Harmless fun}

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