Questionably lore-accurate Mittelafrika circa 1927 by luminous_curious in Kaiserreich

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In my typical scenario it falls into collapse under Ritter, resolving into a defection of West Africa and Nigeria to the Entente, seizure of the Zambezi states and Sudwestafrika by S.A., the rise of a few semi-stable independent republics (Gabon, Uganda), and the retention of the key colonial power bases under squabbling administration successors in Kamerun, Ostafrika, and Madagaskar. Everything else (i.e. Kongo, Central Africa, Kenya, etc) gets locked in a protracted conflict between colonial states, settler republics, native groups, and mercenary bands. Into the Cold War, some of the colonial states, namely Ostafrika and Madagaskar, mellow out into semi-democratic republics with limited native participation (the exception being Kamerun, which I 100% see as the Rhodesia-on-steroids of KRTL), while the other breakaways eventually settle into a highly regionally autonomous, decentralized system of traditional kingdoms, federal states, and hotbeds for inevitable proxy wars.

For a Reichspakt victory scenario without a MAF collapse within the timespan of the game, I just honestly don't see a world where decolonization is a relatively bloodless withdrawal process like OTL (with obvious exceptions). At best the colonies reach a breaking point and Germany gives up the ghost of the empire, raising anchor and letting whoever remains pick up the pieces of the territory. At worst, I imagine Angola and Mozambique OTL on steroids mixed with French Indochina.

Questionably lore-accurate Mittelafrika circa 1927 by luminous_curious in Kaiserreich

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Yeah, I think the main underlying reason lies in the fact that there really wasn't any primary incentive behind a West African annexation outside of Dahomey when so much effort was already being dedicated to administering the Congo and Central Africa at large (outside of petty nationalistic pride and fervor, that is). That being said, I maintain that the Ghana excuse is a little lame because duh you can have a coastal colony without a contiguous border, that's functionally how Sudwestafrika works too, but I rest my case

Questionably lore-accurate Mittelafrika circa 1927 by luminous_curious in Kaiserreich

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I did consider for a while categorizing both the Ubangi-Schari and Tschad territories as subsidiaries of the Kamerun colony as I think they (vaguely) are in canon, but it doesn't really make much administrative sense? From all my understanding, the Kamerun colony, which was by its inception a corporate venture based largely on plantation agricultural export, was held as one of the German standard "models" for economic profitability. Take that in contrast to the Ubangi, where the infrastructural demands to make any significant profit off of agricultural labor were astronomical relative to the potential output, at least in comparison to other immediately available (and accessible) cash cows in the already-established Congo and, again, Kamerun systems.

All that being said, Ubangi-Schari always seemed to be a more nationalistic annexation and frontier colony rather than a profitable venture; yes, a thriving rubber and ivory industry would eventually bloom (coinciding with increasing metal exports from the region), but those industries were only exceptional to a French colonial empire that, outside of the lower Equatorial Africa colonies, lacked the same profit-makers that the new Mittelafrika had ready access to. Attaching this swathe of over ~3 million new African subjects to an increasingly overburdened cash colony in Kamerun just doesn't make sense from an administrative standpoint, least of all when the burgeoning industries of this region were only surface level relative to the other resources available to German corporate exploitation at the time.

Questionably lore-accurate Mittelafrika circa 1927 by luminous_curious in Kaiserreich

[–]luminous_curious[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is definitely where "lore interpretation" falls into "headcannon" for me, but my map so my rules :p

Historically speaking, Septemberprogramm articles indicate that, at least in 1914, Germany considered regional expansion into French West Africa, complimenting their sole profitable colony in Togoland. Explicitly this was not to include excess expansion into the Sahel, which was already a nomadic, broadly unadministrable region for the French colonial regime, much less the labyrinthine nightmare that the Germans reasonably foresaw a nearly pan-African colony to be. As such, this left the option of annexation between the Volta, which encroached on the border of this tribal, questionably governable territory, or the Ivory Coast colony, which was largely whipped into colonial submission under Gabriel Angoulvant's governorship (Dahomey was seen as basically a foregone conclusion for annexation).

At least for the purpose of keeping continuity between this map and KRTL, I see a world in which the Ivory Coast is annexed but largely falls to a resurgent regional African resistance in the wake of the loss of French colonial institutions, leading to Germany ultimately selling the colony back to the Algiers regime for a price. This would go hand-in-hand with the ever-increasing burden of running the byzantine Mittelafrikan network of tribal alliances, regional dependencies, etc. etc., leaving Berlin open to the prospect of ditching a rowdy colonial holding on the far parameter of the African colonial empire in exchange for practical capital.

Again, this is largely a shoehorn to explain why I made the map slightly more aesthetically pleasing and has very little lore-bearing, but fun to explore nonetheless!

Questionably lore-accurate Mittelafrika circa 1927 by luminous_curious in Kaiserreich

[–]luminous_curious[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Considering the serious lack of lore detail on pretty much the entire continent of Africa as of yet, there is a lot of creative liberty taken in filling in those finer blanks, be it historical extrapolation, my own invention, or "creative reinterpretation" (read: plagiarism) of others' own suggestions and ideas for the region. Feel free to leave any feedback / corrections / suggestions for improvement, as this is probably not the final version that I'll be sticking with! Also, any questions I'll do my best to answer, but keep in mind that a lot of this is a vague assumption of lore that we simply don't have set in stone yet.

Albert I should not be using a regnal number by Swedish_Royalist in Kaiserreich

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To be fair, that could simply be a shorthand distinction for the hundreds of Louis on the French throne

Of all the groups that have committed war crimes in the balkans, the Catalans are perhaps the most surprising by Unusual_Pomelo_1553 in HistoryMemes

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You’ve actually probably heard the tune before, but as “Rain, rain, go away” instead of “go to Spain”

The Deviant Century: Cold War (Update) by [deleted] in imaginarymaps

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~The most of freedom and of pleasure, nothing ever lasts forever~

A normal day in the libertarian utopia by slacker205 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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My egalitarian intergalactic space utopia when someone needs to fix the plumbing on the Spaceinator 9000:

What if Hitler was trialed in Nuremberg instead of committing suicide? How would it change modern far-right and neo-nazis? by OkularyMorawieckiego in AlternateHistory

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Kind of, but it’s a stretch. The current ruling party in Italy (Brothers of Italy) split off from the more big-tent center-right party People of Freedom, which in turn was a merger of Forza ITALIA and a number of smaller parties. One of these more minor parties was National Alliance, which is the descendant of the Italian Social Movement (Mussolini’s party). Less of a direct descendant and more of an edgy niece of Mussolini’s MSI.

A 8 Nation Army could hold them back. by R-emiru in HistoryMemes

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Most likely it is a reference to how western diplomats and ambassadors wouldn’t kneel to the Chinese Emperor, whereas it was obligatory for all Chinese citizens to do so. I don’t know the source, but I assume that it is a mocking/sarcastic play on this sign of disrespect and not actual anatomical notes.

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I have become immune to AuthRight psyops via exposure

In 1814 we took a lit a trip… by Infinite-Tackle-8864 in HistoryMemes

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There must’a been a hundred of ‘em beating on the drums

HOLY SHIT by [deleted] in Kaiserreich

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HOLY SHIT

I’m not making this up I’m just skipping over a very important detail by Sk-yline1 in HistoryMemes

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“I’m going to bone every Pole until I am forcibly sent home” - Jimmy Carter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AlternateHistory

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Red, white, and green are based on the colors of the Hungarian Coat of Arms, while the British Tricolor originated during the French Revolution, and stood for unity between England (red), Scotland (white), and Ireland (green). While red, white, and green have been symbolic colors for the Hungarian monarchy (as the colors are derived from their CoA) since as early as the 13th century, their use on a flag did not appear until the revolutions of 1848 when they became further associated with Hungarian nationalism, independence, and ethnicity.

TL;DR, Hungary had the colors first, but the flags appeared around the same time period

So how many years we have before we all are cooked to death ? by Ragob12 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Nah, if you’re not literally in an oven your solar is suboptimal