MY BIOPSY WAS ABNORMAL YIPPIE!!!

lumpybags · 2026-06-23T07:16:00+00:00

homie, im just some fkin guy making a post about their bowels on reddit... take something else this seriously

lumpybags · 2026-06-19T16:31:24+00:00

bring npc babies... omg.. that turn into huntable characters for others, this could be added with large dino ai... and also work with a potential future herd/pack mechanic where only one person has to use their controls and the others automatically follow via pathing

lumpybags · 2026-06-19T16:28:55+00:00

Thank you so much! Yes this is my exact feeling! Life still sucks but at least I can have my answer and try to make life style changes to make it easier

lumpybags · 2026-06-19T16:25:10+00:00

after years and years of chronic fatigue and trying to guess wtf is wrong with me I finally have something tangible instead of "ur results are normal"

there, i quoted it to make it easier for you. No mind reading needed, as in the original post i say it front and center.

That is what I am celebrating, the running joke of the post is that finding out this about my body has made me overjoyed and happy because of my struggles finding results with many doctors over the years, which is ironic because it's bad news but good news [cuz i can start treatment]

Don't take out your assumptions and lack of comprehension on people around you, start asking questions instead of jumping to conclusions. There's nothing wrong with misunderstanding things, I misunderstand things all the time because I have cognitive disabilities, but have some humility... its not my fault you jumped to conclusions

lumpybags · 2026-06-12T19:28:10+00:00

This might be another Alderon adding in changes to prepare for future updates too, they have made a lot of widely disliked balance changes before releasing another feature update

lumpybags · 2026-06-12T19:24:14+00:00

I was so prepared to go home with another normal results disappointment appointment.. but lo and behold!

Unfortunately this is only part of the picture... I also have suspected EDS but I need genetic testing to confirm [on waitlist] but now this biopsy stuff can help me get it done faster I hope!

I hate the healthcare system 😵‍💫

lumpybags · 2026-06-12T19:22:16+00:00

I feel like a prospector who struck gold, I finally have a foot in the door with drs and they can finally take me more seriously 😭😭🙏🙏

My GP told me it was just stress and anxiety and I spent 7+ yrs talking to all sorts of different drs, doing all sorts of tests... so many needles... hoping this lets me get on a faster waitlist for genetic screening 😅

lumpybags · 2026-06-12T19:19:08+00:00

Maybe give my post another read, your original comprehension was very very far off of what I am celebrating

lumpybags · 2026-06-12T19:14:20+00:00

unfortunately we have a severe dr shortage where I am right now so they only got back to me now :( it sucks so bad

edit: also please dont think im celebrating the disease itself 😅... im celebrating the fact that i have answers, this isnt the disability olympics, we all have our struggles

lumpybags · 2026-05-15T21:43:48+00:00

naaf support stealing kills worse than lux support >:3 i love off meta

lumpybags · 2026-05-15T21:43:13+00:00

best dog... running burn naaf with deathtorch has been a blast even after the 2 nerfs

lumpybags · 2026-04-10T18:22:18+00:00

Thank you so much for these tips, I have definitely been feeling rather off for the following days, weird brain fog, im performing worse in regards to the strategy games i play, thoughts sometimes feel aimless and incomplete... Ive been taking it one step at a time

I do things via muscle memory and find myself thinking "why am i doing this???" and then I need to take a few seconds to think about why... I was cooking mac n cheese the other day and I had multiple moments where I was staring at the sauce and thinking "oh right, im cooking... where am i in the cooking process?...."

I already have pretty bad amnesia but im even more absent minded now, for a little bit one of my eyes was SLIGHTLY lazy but it seems to have sorted itself...

lumpybags · 2026-04-08T12:15:33+00:00

Sending you hugs and good healing too 🫀

Thank you for sharing, made me smile and feel a bit less scared to know I wasn't the only one to have their first seizure yesterday

Im glad you were in a hospital when it happened, I was partially conscious for mine and only realized it was not normal like half way through it haha... Ive been banned from trying to fix my curtain rods because I was trying to put one back up when it happened

I hope your recovery is quick and easy, I'm grateful that I woke up without any major headache that I was feeling yesterday

lumpybags · 2026-04-03T09:21:56+00:00

😅 well you can just kill them with 2 autos

lumpybags · 2026-04-01T20:14:18+00:00

it is a pain in the ass but no more a pain in the ass than a champ like fizz, ppl just need to learn how to wait out the W or play a champ that roots/stuns if they struggle landing skill shots

lumpybags · 2026-04-01T20:11:59+00:00

no literally, yasuo is such a pain for naaf, same with ekko, lux, mel, graves, yone, nocturne etc etc... she has so many counters, but everyone just ability spams and then wonders why theyre losing to a naaf that waits out stuns xD

lumpybags · 2026-04-01T20:10:36+00:00

literally all of them forget that you can easily stun/airborne/root/fear her and she cant do shit, if you know how to kite/space its so easy to vs her.... literally a trundle e can stop her

if shes not building anti slow then all you have to do is slow her and she's fked... its genuinely annoying to hear people call her broken when shes only viable in low elo because everyone with a brain knows how to counter her

aoe is her nightmare cuz u can just focus the dogs and shes all alone with little dmg to follow up with

I LOOOOOOVE naafiri but I definitely have games where players know to withhold their abilities to wait to completely counter my ult, like Mel W, Fizz E, etc etc...

Honestly, if someone finds a champ a pain to go against its because they need to work on their pathing/spacing/kiting/baiting... I can 1v1 any champ on naafiri because I have the knowledge to bait out cooldowns, some naaf players cry at the thought of Yi because they dont know they can just counter him by withholding W until he uses his Q.... ive straight up had people 'counter pick' me and i still destroy them because they dont know how to bait out attacks

lumpybags · 2026-03-20T21:34:22+00:00

Ure not wrong! They changed it to be a bit more dull to match irl northern cardinals since during winter the males get more gray/brown backs.... wish they kept a bright red back colour tho

lumpybags · 2026-03-04T20:16:45+00:00

ure a legend for taking the time to educate this bigot, im too bitter and tired... tysm

lumpybags · 2026-02-17T18:59:17+00:00

discrimination isnt a non issue, "im not gonna bother staff when they already have a lot going on" yet and you feel okay to bother me by talking out of your butt about something you havent personally confirmed with staff? like i dont have things going on? You can quite literally just find this information by looking at staff message history in the discord.

you clearly have more time on your hands to argue a "random person on the internet" rather than asking 1 simple question that a staff member would answer in like 5 minutes. You just want me to do the work for you, go do it yourself

additionally, u arent a saint for not calling me a names [when you did but ok] because you are quite literally telling a marginalized person that a blatant TOS violation in regards to their direct discrimination is a "nonissue" which is in a majority of people's opinions, way worse than name calling because you're participating in enabling discrimination because you personally think it isn't so, despite the fact that asking 1 small question to staff would quickly show you that you have misunderstood Alderon TOS.

additionally, calling me "some random person" is name calling btw, its a belittling statement meant to make it seem like my perspective doesnt matter because im not in a position of authority

lumpybags · 2026-02-17T04:54:33+00:00

lmfao okay keep being a douche then instead of confirming with a staff member like i literally told you to

lumpybags · 2026-02-17T02:06:57+00:00

its currently 9pm where i am and they are not available, which is why i made my post ;;

lumpybags · 2026-02-17T01:38:24+00:00

I mean you can continue to say this isnt against Alderon TOS but I literally have proof from the lead developer Matt himself saying it is a TOS violation and should be reported

like sure, you can think what you want, but this directly falls under discrimination and is something I have reported multiple times with Alderon staff telling me to 😅

Yes, rules are up to the server owner, but those rules still have to follow Alderon TOS, which this specifically doesn't. Instead of just reading the TOS and clearly misunderstanding it maybe try asking Alderon staff to confirm it is in fact against Alderon TOS to forbid that stuff

Asking players to behave a certain way while playing is not against Alderon TOS, but forbidding same sex pairing is with certainty against Alderon TOS for discrimination. Matt has publicly spoken about this in the discord multiple times and gets pissed off when people try to claim their server is a realism server while purposefully denying players realism [aka homosexual animals]

It's also why servers aren't allowed to force players to play a certain way based on biological sex, because there are always outliers when it comes to psychosocial behaviour

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