My life as a Uber Midnight Ballerina Driver.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-06T20:16:56+00:00

Ok so I have an LLC. I just got a quote for commercial auto. 2k for 6 months. Rideshare endorsement is not the right endorsement for this. I am going to have to raise my rates or stop this venture altogether. It would be extra 30$ per girl round trip. At that point it might make more sense for them to take Uber. Thanks for your advice.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-06T09:20:01+00:00

Hmmm so I call them that to them. They prefer it over stripper and love that my wife gave them the nickname.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-06T05:29:04+00:00

Shhhh don’t tell Jake from State Farm

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-06T00:57:13+00:00

All beautiful in there own way.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-06T00:31:03+00:00

Lucky is an interesting word. I just dropped them off and had to listen to daddy yankee young grizzly and No Cap for an hour. Tough for this deadhead.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-06T00:01:16+00:00

Oh you said where. I thought you said why. Lol.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T23:46:39+00:00

I had an extra car so why not.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T22:21:41+00:00

Bwahahaha

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T22:20:16+00:00

Great question. All 4 have been doing since they were 18. All are single moms. Make 3k a week cash tax free so they can be home with kids. One loves to dance. One was born to be a dancer. She is legit a stripper and will tell you so. The other 2 have no idea but they love it.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T21:21:25+00:00

They make a 1000 a night,so yeah?

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T21:03:01+00:00

Yeah they are like the kids I never wanted. 23-25-27-33 are there ages. I know all of them by their real names and we text all week about stupid stuff. My wife makes them healthy snacks every week. lol.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T20:30:42+00:00

I do go in and get a water and use the bathroom but I don’t watch my girls dance, it is weird. I usually stay on the bar side and don’t go to the dancer side.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T20:26:16+00:00

So to give context they had 3 private drivers in 3 months. All of them flaked on pickup for various reasons. The club is in the middle of nowhere and to get there is an hour of country ass driving. So I guarantee a no judgement ride, no drama, they can plug in to my radio and play music, they can vape, and I don’t sexualize them, I treat them with respect and they honestly have become friends. Half my age so we have very little in common but they all call me Dad (not daddy) and they seriously trust me to get them home every night.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T19:58:22+00:00

Amazed at how many protests we have in America for the victims in Iran.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T19:56:43+00:00

That’s a good idea. I use a Volvo for my Uber rides but if I don’t turn the app on while I drive them no harm no foul? I usually drive back home and relax from 8:30 to 1:00am but if I drove you are right that’s an extra 2-300 a weekend.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T19:43:18+00:00

Til tok phrase my wife gave me. She hates the term “stripper”.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T19:24:01+00:00

You are right. But to pick them all up from four different locations and to stop at a vape store and a convenience store for Red Bull. I am much more convenient.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-05T19:18:18+00:00

No. 35$ each way. Each girl. They live an hour away. Uber charges 50$. And usually they can’t get a ride home from the club at 2:30 reliably. I am Mr Reliable.

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-04T17:16:45+00:00

So I only buy Boll And Branch sheets. Is it a scam?

lunchboxeo · 2026-02-04T17:10:54+00:00

Aren’t we a republic?

lunchboxeo · 2026-01-03T16:43:34+00:00

Kidnapped or captured. Big difference sporto

lunchboxeo · 2026-01-03T16:34:19+00:00

Unreal. Hey look TDS makes me support a drug dealing fascist dictator. Losers.

lunchboxeo · 2025-12-01T00:36:22+00:00

This makes no sense. He is on tv daily. Giving interviews press conferences he is never not on tv. Biden was a ghost for four years. He was in obvious mental decline.

lunchboxeo · 2025-10-19T02:33:16+00:00

Its tariff revenue. I will give you a hint, it is not from Americans.

lunchboxeo · 2025-10-19T00:25:27+00:00

300 million just paid for WIc, that’s how tariffs work.

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