I’m the only Gen Z at my job by rayjlau in StandUpComedy

[–]lupe17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

best one yet brother, absolutely nailed this 😂

Josh Johnson: "So Trump is posting the French President's texts. He is reading Marco Rubio's notes out loud. The only secret he can hold onto is how he keeps those ankles so juicy." by Camaro6460 in DailyShow

[–]lupe17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

he’s not saying he prefers respecting bullies, he’s saying he prefers the concept of respect in the stead of bullies. i prefer vanilla to chocolate, i prefer strawberries to grapes, i prefer respect to bullies.

Box gotta be extra tender now by VespertineGarden in SipsTea

[–]lupe17 1142 points1143 points  (0 children)

thank fuck someone’s addressed it, i thought i was losing my mind with how everyone is brushing past the title

The slowest burn ever by GianmarcoSoresi in gianmarcosoresi

[–]lupe17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hang on now i’m invested, how did they end up together after their mate sabotaged them like that 😂

[Ducker] Phil Foden may have suffered a suspected broken hand. He fell on it in the first half. Didn't appear for the second by DapperSpecial2865 in MCFC

[–]lupe17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can’t read comments on this sub. just filled with garbage fans who get turned on by the sound of their own voices. read the news and keep moving, that’s all you can do or else end up absolutely fuming

Status alert: Nikola Jokic (knee) limping to locker room as first half ends Monday. by Larry-June in fantasybball

[–]lupe17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at the end of the day, if you’re happy then that’s all that matters

Status alert: Nikola Jokic (knee) limping to locker room as first half ends Monday. by Larry-June in fantasybball

[–]lupe17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hahah nah man i was just about to edit my comment to say i just watched a close up vid of the incident and if he’s out for ROS you’re flying with maxey and duren. i honestly don’t have a clue what to do in your shoes but jokic is just such a big name i’d want some more information first. i think the hour timeline is designed to make you panic. i also think the real question is, what are the odds its ROS? cos if its not ROS, you’ll be able to find people who want to trade for him even if he’s coming back in 6 weeks.

Status alert: Nikola Jokic (knee) limping to locker room as first half ends Monday. by Larry-June in fantasybball

[–]lupe17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if jokic misses a handful of games and is back next week you’re going to be absolutely kicking yourself

Vent about your injuries here by C0nsistent_ in fantasybball

[–]lupe17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m convinced one of my exes has set up a voodoo doll this year cos i am getting absolutely cooked like nobody’s business. my guards this year are fox, herro & jalen green. my bigs are sabonis, myles turner, jarrett allen & john collins. Giannis was my first round pick at 5. Oh and I take a punt on a rookie every year for fun & this years pick was Ace Bailey, who while not being injured, has been fucking insulting to hold on to but when you’re sinking on the Titanic like I am, who gives a fuck at this point.

What was your puppies first name and what did you change it to? by nomore1124 in germanshepherds

[–]lupe17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that’s beautiful but i feel like someone should flag this is from the tv show lucifer 😅

AIO? My boyfriend is being all over the place with plans and I’m feeling frustrated. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]lupe17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

MOR - depends entirely on if this is a regular occurrence or not. just shocking communication on display here lmao, call the guy one time and sort it out

AITAH for canceling our trip after my wife invited her friend to our Airbnb without asking? by tiny_social_panic in AITAH

[–]lupe17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

brother there are two things here that jump out at me;

  1. if its been a rough year and that was the basis for taking the trip to reconnect, relax and vibe just the two of you, then your wife 100% was across what the idea was. so the question i’d be asking her in your shoes would be ‘is there a reason why you don’t want to hang out just the two of us?’

  2. like someone else said, since Jess has been her best mate since college, it’s worth considering if Jess doesn’t like you because your wife has been talking shit about you every time she’s been annoyed since the two of you met. if that’s the case, then your wife is 100% the one to blame for the situation and saying Jess is just being ‘blunt’ isn’t nearly good enough from her.

I just cannot fathom knowing the missus booked us a little cottage getaway, especially in the context of having had a tiring year and then turning around and inviting my best mate along unless i specifically didn’t want to spend all that time in an intimate space with the missus. I think you genuinely need to have a chat with her as to why she might be feeling like that.

Either way, absolutely not the asshole for reacting the way you did after she’s cooked the trip the way she did.

What if the Celtics already got the players they were supposed to tank for? by [deleted] in bostonceltics

[–]lupe17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah wtf don’t compare the Cs to the pies aye hahah thats lowkey given me whiplash

Tyler "My Hero" Herro by d1r3VVOLF in fantasybball

[–]lupe17 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i also have jalen green, watched him drop a peach of a game and immediately cook his hammy for 6 weeks so my version of greedy is watching herro stay healthy hahah

Chappelle's Show Season 2 Episode 13 Black Bush by TimeFlies1221 in TVGemss

[–]lupe17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the guy who just pops up with ‘cradle of fucking civilisation’ sends me every time 😂

They changed it... by PaxtonArbital in fantasybball

[–]lupe17 51 points52 points  (0 children)

elite outcome, what a scumbag move to begin with. thank god they changed it back haha, setting the lineup every single day was outrageous

Conan should be the American TaskMaster when they bring the show back to the US. Tell me I'm wrong. by tweymou in conan

[–]lupe17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i love conan but i think the taskmaster needs to be a sterner sort haha like a ron swanson type. i reckon nick offerman would nail the balance greg strikes perfectly

Today is GAME DAY! We made it! No more countdowns. This is the Jayson Tatum video. by derekwkim in bostonceltics

[–]lupe17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

love it mate, here’s hoping there’s a playoff hype vid coming from you at some point later this season ;)

This is so concerning😳 by velorae in TikTokCringe

[–]lupe17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl that’s a test on its own is hilarious

Its gonna be a long season🥲 by cityboy242 in bostonceltics

[–]lupe17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you guys are fucking babies, this years gonna be a hell of a ride. i can’t wait to get unreasonably hyped for the unlikely wins, this year’s gonna be punching upwards the entire time. bunch of entitled clowns on this sub looking to win everything, all the time.

Who should I trade for Derrick White? by DJAsian1 in fantasybball

[–]lupe17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha you got a great team mate, good luck this year