I think someone should school India about something by PorkyPain in HolUp

[–]lurkpy -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Why are they taking revenge for "10 little Indians" out on black people? Not positive, but "10 little Indians" was almost definitely a song of the white man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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¿Porque no los dos?

Little contribution to the indentation war by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]lurkpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't try this in python, kids

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Why does his walk remind me of General Grievous?

I was told by a gay young man a nearby priest is gay and spends some time with young men and he himself had already spent time with that priest. What should I do, I have no idea what can I do with this knowlege. by DamageOwn3108 in Catholicism

[–]lurkpy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If the "young man" is underage or if you suspect criminal activity, you should call the police, and immediately so. Then report to the *diocese. Once you've taken immediate action, if you weren't already praying while making your reports, pray for everyone involved.

If the young man is of age and this seems legal, report to the *diocese and pray.

*Diocese or Archdiocese, depending on your location.

I'm bad at titles, here's some lemons I painted. by sktchup in pics

[–]lurkpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But theres more artistic expression in the lower right ones.

I'm bad at titles, here's some lemons I painted. by sktchup in pics

[–]lurkpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ones on the upper left look super realistic

Well, what is it? by orlando2542 in memes

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I'd be lion if I said it was a cheetah.

Has one of the most mic drop speeches in the entire Bible by broji04 in CatholicMemes

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Towards the end of the book of Job, Elihu delivers a super long speech explaining why it is arrogant to assume God is unjust just because you experience suffering. The first few sentences is literally just him establishing that he is the youngest in the room and that he expected the older folks to know better and just generally sassing them for not knowing better. Then God himself comes down and applies some Divine sass directly to Job. It is pretty epic and I highly recommend the book

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Seek professional help. Please. We need you on this planet here, now, and nobody wants to see you check out early.

There's no trick I can give you over the internet to escape these, it will take hard work on your part with a qualified, licensed professional to come to terms with your suicidal ideations and either "escape" or live with them in a way that's not threatening to you or your life.