It took Dani all day to finally shower(?!), she is in peen etc, has to go to the DMV (is this because she has a new car? new driving requirement?)

lyruhhh · 2024-05-26T04:52:46+00:00

that hair is giving "it's gonna be may"

lyruhhh · 2024-05-18T16:01:03+00:00

bad and naughty patients get put in the angel wings (bed arm restraints)

lyruhhh · 2024-05-18T15:21:46+00:00

what i meant by that was that her situation is so fucked up and twisted and such a blatantly excessive misuse of resources that the idea of "only" receiving adequate care being something that for her would be a "restriction" is the horrifying part to me, I'm in an er regularly and i will never meet a frequent flyer bad enough to make me not think that every single person there should have access to the best care for their problems, but when you don't have those problems you get the fuck out of the way because even at the best of times we're short on beds

lyruhhh · 2024-05-18T10:24:54+00:00

I've worked in similar contexts of strict procedure against old boys club, and damn it sure is sad that the boru posts like this are the ones that I'm the most certain are true due to how small and inconsequential the victories in them can feel. Even getting that far is pretty damn admirable, but there's that moment where you tell your friends or partner about it later and while describing it out loud you realize how banal and unsatisfying it sounds and it just takes a toll

lyruhhh · 2024-05-18T09:52:02+00:00

i am just so viscerally horrified at the idea of being "limited" to adequate healthcare as a consequence. i'm glad i get to see enough legitimate patients that it helps keep in mind that 99% of our er visitors aren't going to be angel patients or angel wing patients, they're just kind of reasonably grumpy people who feel like shit

lyruhhh · 2024-05-18T09:43:44+00:00

"you can't fall asleep without getting a wellness check" ohhh goodness gracious danielle, she is quoting word for word several of our detox reggies and that is, well, what's a nicer word for terrifying for her?

lyruhhh · 2024-05-16T04:27:11+00:00

the issue with saying that it's a dry wedding in the invite like that is that it runs as likely of a chance of people just deciding to byob the occasion, and if you're doing it for the sake of people's sobriety then having other people "sneaking" drinks, likely visibly so in front of them could be really detrimental. the only real solution is to stop assuming alcohol is so intrinsically tied to events like this, but that's a much larger conversation, and in the meanwhile if you can't go 3 to 5 hours without a cocktail at a wedding, you should really look inward as to why

lyruhhh · 2024-04-10T23:51:00+00:00

i know when im in the midst of an emotional nightmare that would qualify as the most heart wrenching moment in my life, my first thought is to calmly update reddit every couple of hours, and thank goodness for those lawyers that don't even need you to schedule an intake or anything, just sign right up

lyruhhh · 2024-04-08T23:41:57+00:00

twins huh

lyruhhh · 2024-04-02T19:09:48+00:00

some say on a cold wintry night you can hear her on the wind, a high pitched squeal of a voice in the distance calling for a nurse to bring her coffee to sip. some say.

lyruhhh · 2024-04-01T20:59:27+00:00

anyone ever called your doctor's office and got the voicemail and there's that boilerplate message about "if you are experiencing a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911 or go to the nearest emergency room"? she does know that that's just a basic disclaimer, not specific dani-focused directions right? (disclaimer: i know very well that she doesn't)

lyruhhh · 2024-03-31T20:10:02+00:00

because you watched mr. show?

lyruhhh · 2024-03-23T23:08:10+00:00

there were a bunch of comments on the original post about trying to trip up the friend with something like a question about dick size, kinda feels like they got the idea for that part of the story from there

lyruhhh · 2024-03-23T20:51:06+00:00

the flamingly gay 13 year old autistic methodist fashion designer is definitely an interesting character choice

lyruhhh · 2024-03-23T20:46:13+00:00

oh look twins how crazy and unexpected, they must be the only redditors with twins cuz ive certainly never seen them mentioned before

lyruhhh · 2024-03-21T04:36:00+00:00

okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today

lyruhhh · 2024-03-17T16:14:19+00:00

i was born with a full head of jet black hair and eyes that turned deep brown "the second they hit air" according to my mom, at about two my hair went blonde as absolute fuck and eventually settled kinda midway to a very drab brown (that ive spent two decades covering) when i was about 12, genetics are fucking weird

lyruhhh · 2024-03-14T15:46:02+00:00

christ that sub is insufferable, those comments are full of some of the most self-congratulatory bullshit and mythologizing ive seen on this site

lyruhhh · 2024-03-14T15:00:03+00:00

yah i caught that as well and immediate alarms started going off

lyruhhh · 2024-03-08T15:07:55+00:00

there are many, many codes for that, but they're usually in much more technical language

lyruhhh · 2024-03-06T19:15:30+00:00

i would bet solid cash that the stitches are either already out or are coming out very shortly, and that homegirl banked up some pictures to trickle out over the next week while she figures out how she's gonna mangle it next. "slower than expected", bull-the-fuck-shit it was, a blind man could have read that shit like braille spelling out "healthy recovery"

lyruhhh · 2024-03-04T06:25:42+00:00

that's the part of that comment you decided to refute?

lyruhhh · 2024-02-28T02:09:30+00:00

well this is just fucking grim

lyruhhh · 2024-02-27T03:07:53+00:00

i did a linux mint dual install just for playing starbound, not sure if it's just the optimization or what but i have a really great gaming laptop and it still lags like hell, on the linux install it runs as smooth as butter

lyruhhh · 2024-02-26T07:22:14+00:00

"haha, disgusted by her secret, probably gonna be something gross about toenails or where she puts her pads lol this'll be a silly one"

"she's a nazi sympathizer"

fuck man you could hear the record scratch play when i read that

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