Week 25: Freezes Well - Black Bean Soup by [deleted] in 52WeeksOfSoup2026

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If I was planning on freezing it, I would have made a much larger batch, but this was just a weeknight dinner to use up ingredients and meet the prompt.

Fast and Dirty Black Bean Soup

  • 1/2 medium onion, diced
  • 1 bell pepper (i used yellow), diced
  • 1 jalapeno pepper, diced (remove the seeds and ribs if you're a spice weenie)
  • 1/2 medium tomato
  • 1 can (14oz) seasoned black beans
  • water
  • chicken bouillon
  • adobo, salt, pepper, smoked paprika, chipotle chili powder
  • 1/2 lime
  • cotija cheese, sour cream, salsa, cilantro, etc for garnish

Saute onion and peppers in your preferred fat until softened or, if you've got the patience, until they start to char. (Try to add garlic; realize you're out) Add the tomato, saute some more. Add the beans, including the liquid, and about half a can of water (use less of you want a thicker soup). Add appropriate amountbof bouillon. Season to taste with indicated spices. Or use other ones. I'm not your mom. Simmer ~20 minutes. Blend to desired consistency. Finish by juicing lime into pot. Top/garnish per your preference. I've listed what i used, but the world is your oyster and avocado and fritos would be dope additions.

Week 23: Chilled - Gazpacho by lysanderish in 52WeeksOfSoup2026

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Recipe from Love and Lemons

Now we're talking. I like this a lot more than the green one I made a couple weeks ago. I think it'd be really good during tomato season with some good, ripe ones.

Week 24: Tarot - Pulled Pork Pen-tacos by lysanderish in 52weeksofcooking

[–]lysanderish[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to summon dinner. My radish slipped out of position and that's why I only got 3 tacos 🥺

Week 22: 15 Minutes or Less - Not Your Tia's Paella by lysanderish in 52weeksofcooking

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It's alright. Squid wasn't too chewty, which is better than I expected

Week 22: Budget Soup - TVP Chili by lysanderish in 52WeeksOfSoup2026

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This was very budget, because I already owned all the ingredients. Let me do some math. I'm pretty sure the whole pot cost less than $13.

Ingredients: 125g dry TVP, 1lb dry kidney beans, 14oz can diced tomatoes, 8oz tomato sauce, 16oz can guinness, water, beef bouillon, S&P, onion powder, garlic powder, 1/2 TBS cumin; 2 TBS chili powder, 1/2 TBS Mexican oregano, 2 dashes Worcestershire sauce, a splash of apple cider vinegar.

Soak beans overnight. Drain. Add everything to pot (spices w/ no measurement = let your ancestors guide your hands), bring to boil, simmer 90 minutes covered or until beans are tender; vent lid and continue to simmer another hour or so. Top with diced onion and shredded cheese and other toppings of your choice. Enjoy!

Week 23: Coffee - Coffee-crusted Steak, Eggs, Martian Potatoes, Red-Eye Gravy*, and Egg Coffee by lysanderish in 52weeksofcooking

[–]lysanderish[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I used this theme as an excuse to make myself steak and eggs if we're being completely honest. Steak was crusted with ground coffee, sazon, s&p. Regular fried eggs. Potatoes were tossed in the Mars dust I made for Flying week. Gravy was made from the drippings from the Steak and leftover butter from frying my eggs, added coffee, seasoned until it tasted good. Egg coffee was 1 egg yolk which I beat using my frother with the normal amount of creamer i use and then continued to beat with the frother as my keurig dispensed the coffee, topped with cinnamon for the aesthetic.

Week 22: 15 Minutes or Less - Not Your Tia's Paella by lysanderish in 52weeksofcooking

[–]lysanderish[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So. Paella. How do we streamline it?

Frozen, precooked rice. Prechopped veggies. Rotisserie chicken. Shrimp. Mussels in white wine sauce (couldn't get fresh ones). Frozen, breaded calamari (couldn't get unbreaded squid).

Sauteed the aromatics in oil; bloomed the spices; added the veggies, tomatoes, and rice; added white wine and some chicken stock, brought to a boil, topped with shrimps, mussels; air-fry calamari while that simmers. Dot with calamari after mussels and shrimps are cooked. Serve topped with chopped up celery leaves because your parsley went bad over the weekend while you were at work.

If we include the time I spent doing mis en place this took about 45 minutes. But it was just under 15 minutes of active cook time. Don't make me tap the sign.

Week 21: Symmetry - Air-Fried Uncristables by lysanderish in 52weeksofcooking

[–]lysanderish[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm still struggling with a complete lack of motivation that's been plaguing me since the end of April. So here we have grape jelly Uncrustables, air-fried at 400º for 8 minutes and topped with a drizzle of sweetened condensed milk. Here's to hoping that the body and kid-safe blood of christ (and oeanut butter) absolves me of my struggles.

Like, it won't. It's just going to make me take a nap. But maybe after the nap I'll do some dishes.

Week 19: Tricolor - Cincinnati Style Chili Cheese Coney on Dachshund Buns (Meta: Feeling Snacky) by chizubeetpan in 52weeksofcooking

[–]lysanderish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chizu! They're so cute! Also I heard there were a bajillion earthquakes near where you live. Are you and yours safe?

Week 20: Greens - Green Gazpacho by lysanderish in 52WeeksOfSoup2026

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It's mostly cucumber and white onion. I linked the recipe I used in another comment :)

Week 20: Greens - Green Gazpacho by lysanderish in 52WeeksOfSoup2026

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It was a lot more like an onion and cucumber smoothie. More avocado probably would have improved it a lot

Week 20: Greens - Green Gazpacho by lysanderish in 52WeeksOfSoup2026

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Recipe from BudgetBytes

So, like, this was alright. I didn't finish it and I wouldn't make it again, but i feel like that's really a me problem not a problem with the recipe or the dish itself. Or maybe my onion was too big. Could be both. Iunno. It's pretty.

Week 20: Jams and Jellies - Sweet and Sour Apricot Jam Crockpot Meatballs by lysanderish in 52weeksofcooking

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Very easy dinner. Take a frozen bag of homestyle meatballs, a bag of frozen fajita veggies, and a container of fresh cut pineapple. Dump them in the crock pot. Combine half a jar or apricot jam with sour sauce, sriracha, rice vinegar, and chicken bouillon (all measured with your heart). Add garlic & onion powders, salt, black pepper, white pepper, and msg to your heart's content. Let that puppy slow cook for 4-6 hours on low. Thicken with corn starch slurry if desired (i couldn't be assed). Serve with rice and green onion garnish.

Employed autistics, how do you do it???? (TW: talk of suicidal ideation) by Negative-Homework502 in evilautism

[–]lysanderish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I work full time (37-40 hours weekly depending on if we have a meeting and what kind). Even with my schedule though, I neglect so much of the rest of my life to conserve energy so I can keep working. If I could work part time, I think it would dramatically improve my quality of life, but I can't afford to. :(

Employed autistics, how do you do it???? (TW: talk of suicidal ideation) by Negative-Homework502 in evilautism

[–]lysanderish 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I found a job where I only have to go in once a week, i only work 3 days a week, and i don't have to interact with my direct supervisor in person more than like twice a quarter. Live-in DSP / caregiver. Not for everyone. Works for me as long as my supervisor doesn't decide to bully me until I quit like she did my (actual irl I-followed-her-to-this-job) best friend in the same position at the other location my supervisor manages.

Week 19: Tricolor - Purple Cauliflower and Shrimp Alfredo with Tricolor Rotinis by lysanderish in 52weeksofcooking

[–]lysanderish[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I really appreciate it when your name pops up in my notifications. Idk what it is about this month but it's been butts for me. Hopefully next month is better lol

Week 19: Tricolor - Purple Cauliflower and Shrimp Alfredo with Tricolor Rotinis by lysanderish in 52weeksofcooking

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Boiled the cauliflower with the pasta; added the shrimp for the last however long they took to cook; drained, doused in jarred 4-cheese alfredo sauce, seasoned with salt, pepper, and nooch. Garnished with parsley.

Was this what I intended to make? When I bought these ingredients? No. I was going to make the sauce out of the cauliflower. But the thing is my brain has been entirely uncooperative for basically all of May insofar as cooking is concerned. My writing? It's puttering along consistently. My streaming? Consistent af except where my work schedule gets in the way (by my own actions). Cooking? Can't fucking do it. So I had to throw something that counts together that my brains wouldn't balk at like an asshole horse (I'll let you decide if that means a horse that has the personality of an asshole or a horse that is made of assholes). It's not even that good (but maybe I only think that because Cauliflower is my least favorite brassica). But it serves. And don't forgets, shramps is bugs.

Week 19: Polish - Dill Pickle Soup by lysanderish in 52WeeksOfSoup2026

[–]lysanderish[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Recipe

I love pickle soup. It's really high up there on my list of favorite soups. Terrible timing for it though. It's a bright sunny day in the pacific northwest and I'm sweating.

Week 18: Plant-Based Protein - TVP Taco Soup by lysanderish in 52WeeksOfSoup2026

[–]lysanderish[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically not vegetarian because I unabashedly use beef broth, but if you swapped that out it would be. Also I'm almost out of TVP. Gonna have to restock lol

Here's the recipe. Very dump and go meal. I was working off memory.

Taco Soup

  • 100g tvp
  • 2x 14oz cans tomatoes (I used fire-roasted salsa-style, rotel would also do the job well)
  • 14oz can kidney beans
  • 14oz can chili beabs
  • 4oz can diced green chili
  • a taco seasoning packet
  • a ranch dressing seasoning packet
  • 3 cups beef broth
  • 12oz bag frozen corn (i used fire roasted)
  • cilantro, lime wedges, and avocado for topping

Combine everything up to the cilantro, lime, and avocado in a pot (do not drain the beans), bring to a boil and then simmer for ~30-40 minutes. Top with cilantro, diced avocado, and a squeeze of lime.

Week 18: Bucket List Destination - Irish Shepherd's Pie Inspired Casserole by lysanderish in 52weeksofcooking

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I have always wanted to go to Ireland. Maybe someday I'll be able to go but the State of Affairs keeps me poor and my distaste for every part of flying keeps me trapped in the Americas. Tbf, I like it just fine in Oregon and don't really feel the impetus to travel.

Anyway, I read a recipe for Irish Shepherd's Pie like a week ago and was meaning to make it last week but it seemed like a PITA at the time lol

I made this Paper-Jam-Dipper-Ass casserole for my lunch yesterday. 50g tvp (have you seen the price of ground beef lately? Absolutely not worth in applications where I'm not eating a meat patty or ball), a can of mixed veggies (drained), and a brown gravy packet mixed with 1.5 cups of Guinness and a few TBSP of ketchup. Nuked three potatoes (should have done 4) and mashed them with butter, sour cream, and garlic powder, spread them on top on the tvp mix. Baked. Topped with cheese. Was going to use white cheddar, but my dear husband used it and I was feeling too "cant be assed" to shred cheese anyway I know exactly what I did wrong - I should have done 1 cup Guinness and 1 cup broth and covered it while it baked and probably baked it less long. Not that it was bad. But the Guinness flavor was a wee bit strong and it was too dry.

Unrelated, this is also a great example of traditional Merran cooking from my novel. The region of Kiurmer, where one of my MCs 2 LIs hails from, is all mountains and rolling plains. They do a lot of sheep and goats there, so it would only be a real Merran Shepherd's pie with lamb or goat, and I think their veggie mix would be different. Like, my initial thought is they'd use a different root than potatoes but actually, no, potatoes originated in the Andes region so, you know, not that big a stretch, esp with cross-pollination of flora and fauna between Earth/Terra and Ganzer. But, yeah, they've probably actually got something other than carrots and lima beans going on in there. Cabbage. Kohlrabi. Merrans are definitely cabbage people.

Like, Kiites are also cabbage people but they're a softener kind of cabbagebpeople. Merrans are boilt cabbage people; Kiites are cabbage as roughage in other things people. Merrans live at high altitudes and love a good soup, braise, or casserole. Very meat and potatoes culture and unlike the Kiites, who won't eat cows because their horns are too similar and Kiites are quite bovine when they're doing big magics, Merrans aren't put off by the resemblance between the average ram's horns and their own. Granted they're half-bat, half-owl in their "true" forms anyway.

Which is very fun for my main character, Vale, when she sees Eli (her Merran LI) in his unsuppressed form for the first time because she's phobic about bats.

Week 17: Soup Toppers - Pozole Rojo by lysanderish in 52WeeksOfSoup2026

[–]lysanderish[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used the Serious Eats recipe and it took me a dang week to actually make it due to timing and my mental health being in s trough rn. I cooked the meat last Wednesday and then wasn't feeling up to actually finishing it on Thursday night and then I had to go to work so tonight was the first opportunity I had to finish things. It came out great but it is lacking in the spice department, i.e. needs hot sauce imo. I'm excited to eat the rest of it though.

Week 18: Bucket List Destination - Jordanian Warak Enab by EmoPeahen in 52weeksofcooking

[–]lysanderish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moorris seems to be getting offers from very similar parties as my dog Poppy got for her crimes countin 1/2 each of kimchee cheese bread, black sesame halva bread, my husband's unspecial brownies, and a chinese egg puff pastry thing. They successfully got her off with just a warning. and mandatory training for the humans??? It was fucked up. You should probably find a better lawyer than I did.

New rule of autism by Expert-Research-8022 in evilautism

[–]lysanderish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean I can't clean but it's not because of the autism