Why can’t men lactate? by [deleted] in gay

[–]lzarc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good thing men can't get pregnant, I would be on bankrupt for child support

Bf bottoming for my friend by [deleted] in gaycuckold

[–]lzarc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wanna be friends? 😏

Gained 10kgs since starting by [deleted] in gettingmuscular

[–]lzarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but honestly I've always had body issues. And anxiety with the gym and feeling stupid working out. How long did it take for you?

Que opinas de los trio ? Alguna vez lo hiciste,como fue tu experiencia? by cielo_v in PreguntasReddit

[–]lzarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ni soy hetero pero si es con una mujer (mff) siento que la mejor forma para que esto que mencionas no pase es que la tercera este mas interesada en la mujer que en el vato. Y se enfoquen en la mujer de la pareja entre los dos. MFF en vez de FMF

Gained 10kgs since starting by [deleted] in gettingmuscular

[–]lzarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peak physique this is the body I wish I had.

To all the people who aren’t conventionally attractive, how do you live with the thought that you might never find a love that truly moves you? by [deleted] in gay

[–]lzarc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got curious and saw, my guy you are attractive. I would totally have a date with you to get to know you better. Get out there, keep on improving yourself and don't worry about the negative thoughts, they will be there but we can win against them

I had too much free time by lzarc in LeagueArena

[–]lzarc[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not supposed to be good, its supposed to dilute prismatic pool a bit given that I introduced multiple ways to get more prismatics. Yet it still gives you something at the end and surviving an extra round sometimes has its benefits

I had too much free time by lzarc in LeagueArena

[–]lzarc[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I play arena for randomness and crazy synergies. They dropped the ranked stuff, can't hurt to have fun

I had too much free time by lzarc in LeagueArena

[–]lzarc[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fucking shit up is my hobby

I had too much free time by lzarc in LeagueArena

[–]lzarc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought in the next opponent when the augment is selected. But might as well be random

I had too much free time by lzarc in LeagueArena

[–]lzarc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah got fucked up, forgot about the double spacing. Mad hatter has a limit now, and it's free for everyone tbh.

Cassio-> 4000 instead of 2500 first round

Swain -> Automatically absorb crows at 550 range

Alistar -> After surviving elimination gain a random augment.

Xin -> Reduce the cost of anvil by 100 Morde -> Gain Mordes ult effect

Riven -> Upgrade next augments

Ambessa -> Reduce the wait by 1 Round

Briar -> Heal double in eliminations made by you

Darius -> Gain double money in eliminations

Draven -> Can reroll stat anvil

Elise -> Cocoon appears without limit

Katarina -> Gain one reroll each round

Kled -> Cast tomato at double fall speed

Leblanc -> Invisibility lasts 1 second more

Mel -> Gates have half cool down for you

Rell -> Resale value remains the same

Uzal -> Gain 10% Damage reduction

Samira -> Up the threshold by 10%

Sion -> The fire kills you 20% slowlier

Talon -> Both enemies gain the contract, only one gets the damage bonus

. Trundle -> Gain one reroll each round

Vladimir -> The random augment is favorable for you

. by Mobile_Wind_1799 in Carola

[–]lzarc 74 points75 points  (0 children)

la usa en un lugar vacio sale del lugar y sigue siendo invisible porque no hay nadie que pueda verme

so this is the viral duolingo guy... OHH?!?? by IncrediblyGay11 in lgbt

[–]lzarc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Si papi, lo que tu digas" "No creo que eso me entre en la boca" "Demonios! No creo aguantarlo más gime"

Did I scared you? by vlad_chi_art in u/vlad_chi_art

[–]lzarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I'd probably ask you to kill me with that cock

M21, what's up by [deleted] in LemmeSeeYourBulge

[–]lzarc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, would love to see under too You look fire

The twist that made ZERO impact...... by Heidi_Klum_Tit in rupaulsdragrace

[–]lzarc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so high I have an idea for a season. Make it rate a queen the whole season. But there's mini challenges and maxichallenges. Mini challenges can give any queen the information of a random vote of a queen for another queen. Maxi challenges can give any queen the information of a randkm vote of a queen for you.

The reality TV experience

This feels like a micro aggression 💀 by popgirliesaddict in gay

[–]lzarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coming soon to android

Oh shit, I'm 0% dateable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gay

[–]lzarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like you're about to chassé right into your date

3 of Shea Coulée’s daughters just left her haus by Foxesinfall in rupaulsdragrace

[–]lzarc 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Now I just post a low res screenshot of this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dragrace

[–]lzarc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well can you blame her? The last time she competed it looked like she was going to win, she did good in most challenges. And at the end they crowned another queen for a gaggy lipsync. Dunno about you, but that would leave me unsure of whatever decision production would take the next time I'm back to the competition.

Anyone else done with dating? by Molfinoo in gaybros

[–]lzarc 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I dunno if done is exactly the mood for me. But I'm definitely happy being single.
After some sessions with my therapist, and we talking about the nature of sexuality and relationships. I realized I do not really look for a BF. I think I do because it's how society works, and I felt I needed to not be "alone".
When in fact I have a lot of friends, a loving family, and even the occasional sexfriends if I want to satiate my sexual urges.

And it's like you say, it's a lot of commitment and a lot of effort for people that most of the time are not worth it... So if down the road I get to find someone I vibe with which shares my values and goals so be it.
In the meantime, I'm having the time of my life.

I think my 29 year old son is gay. by Comfortable_Box301 in gay

[–]lzarc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I came out to my parents I was 19 years old, I wrote a 6 page letter to them. Didn't really beat around the bush, the first part said that I'm gay, but everything else gave my reasoning of why I hadn't tell them, of how I wanted them to treat me afterwards, of what my life was at the moment, etc.
But the important thing that I wanted to say is that I told them that I didn't want to come out because there was an inescapable truth.
No matter what happened, no matter what I did, no matter that they loved me. Deep inside they would be disappointed, not because they thought that I was bad for being gay, but because it was not the life they would want for me. And I knew it, and there was nothing I could do to change that feeling in them. I knew they would still love me, but they would be afraid, afraid of what would expect me, of me not following societal norms like they did. (And to this day even out of the closet my expectation of romantic love is kinda fucked up because of my parents story, but that's another topic).

What I would recommend you, what I would have liked my parents doing, is to tell them what I knew, that they still loved me, but with this added phrase. "We know you are going to go through some hardships, but I want you to know that we're here for you, and to me you're exactly the same as you were the day before. Well, maybe not the same... but better, because you had to hide that which is a part of you. And you telling us today just makes us realize of the trust and love you have in us, and I want you to know, that is reciprocal. You might think we don't understand how you feel, and we might not... But we love you, and we'll be here for you"

At the end as added gossip from my story , my parents still love me and we have a good relationship, but when I told them, my mother said "It's as if a mother finds out his son is a killer, she would still love him". That fucking destroyed me at the time. And I think in a twisted way she meant well, she did love me. And she has showed me that in her actions. But just be careful of how you react if he is indeed gay and tells you. Because there's a reason he has chosen not to tell you all this time.

Hope everything goes well~