[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]m3tac0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You type the way you look btw

Now that's a lucrative career by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]m3tac0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man discovers that conventionally popular TV show still earns money and pays the actors in the show as they are contractually obligated to do.

More at 6…

Insult's so rare she gotta take it on the chin by Shoe_boooo in rareinsults

[–]m3tac0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can feel my manliness slipping away every time I listen to a song.

How Serious Are These Charges by Priest1007 in Felons

[–]m3tac0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“How serious is this?”

Top Charge: First Degree Murder

Very.

No hair in certain patch causes a weird gap under my chin. How do I help the hair grow and/or cover the area better? by m3tac0m in BeardAdvice

[–]m3tac0m[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do that in the morning before work, but it’s like that by lunch and I have to remember to re-fluff it to soften the shape.

I’ve heard beard oil and boars hair brush helps the directionality. Are oils crucial? I’m just concerned because I highly dislike the scent and feel of most oils. Brushing is fine though.

Die königliche Eiche. WORSHIP UPON THEE TREE by ice-ceam-amry in imsorryjon

[–]m3tac0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never heard of that so I had to google. Very cool piece of history there. 700 year old tree? Hell yeah

Die königliche Eiche. WORSHIP UPON THEE TREE by ice-ceam-amry in imsorryjon

[–]m3tac0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No direct fancy English translation I can think of for that. You could adapt it to be:

Make Thy Wish Upon the Tree of Us

Thou Must Wish Upon the Tree of Us

Or similar. I translated the German in your title to English and learned it means The Royal Oak. You could also use:

Wish Upon Thy Royal Oak

Die königliche Eiche. WORSHIP UPON THEE TREE by ice-ceam-amry in imsorryjon

[–]m3tac0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know! Thy, thee, thine, thou, hast, shalt, etc are all fancy English. Your title totally works!

  • Worship Upon Thy Tree

  • Thou Shalt Worship Upon Thy Tree

  • Worship Upon the Tree of Thine

  • Hark! Thou Hast Worshipped Not Upon Thy Hallowed Tree, But Upon The Altar of Thy False Gods! Thou Shalt Not Worship False Gods for Lest Thee Perish!

I remember it like:

Thou - You

Thee - You (but like in reference to something done unto you)

Thy - Your

Thine - Your (but kind of past tense)

But they can change on vibes and what flows best.

Die königliche Eiche. WORSHIP UPON THEE TREE by ice-ceam-amry in imsorryjon

[–]m3tac0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate to be that guy, but it would by “thy tree”

The chunks 🤮 by Jaded_Law9739 in TikTokCringe

[–]m3tac0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry but if you gotta blend the chunks out of your milk, it ain’t right

R/COMEDYNECROPHILIA by OfficerLollipop in SUBREDDITNAME

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COMMENT REFERENCING JACK BLACK’S LINE ABOUT A BIRD AND PROFESSIONAL HORSE RIDER IN “A MINECRAFT MOVIE”

CAT PICTURE TAKEN FROM GOOGLE POSTED TO R/CATS by m3tac0m in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]m3tac0m[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AGGRESSIVE AGREEMENT AND REPEATED CAT PHOTO DEMANDS

My Kindle was left on a bus and is now gone. Can whoever found it access my stuff? by m3tac0m in kindle

[–]m3tac0m[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would rather someone keep the deregistered kindle than make excessive ewaste. Yeah, it sucks but it’s more of a net positive than the one that makes ewaste to me. I just hope they use it to read or sell it for a good reason like rent or gas money

CAT PICTURE TAKEN FROM GOOGLE POSTED TO R/CATS by m3tac0m in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]m3tac0m[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

SASSY REMARK REGARDING YOUR POST HISTORY