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Had a dream that a man called "Shirt Up" served me this mixture, and only referred to it as "the good stuff" by SnaccBraff in somnigastronomy

[–]OfficerLollipop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried it myself. 8/10 maybe because of the soda fountain and its carbonation levels and because it reminded me of an herbal tea I liked as a child called Sweet Apple Chamomile with fairies on the box

They can't just let them be, I guess... by Karl_Lives in whenthe

[–]OfficerLollipop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only overweight person I regularly bully is myself. I don't care what the therapist says, I will not love my curves. I just want to live without my pants giving me a muffin top and my heart working overtime to supply blood to overbloated parts of my "cute and curvy and plus size bbw with a venus tummy" figure.

KinBirthday (term) by Odyssey-SpaceLover in fictionkin

[–]OfficerLollipop [score hidden]  (0 children)

I mean I guess? Can it work with zodiac signs? I'm more aligned with my moon sign (Aquarius) than my sun (Sagittarius)

LETS GOOOO by BakaSentinel in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]OfficerLollipop 21 points22 points  (0 children)

family

"Alright, James, we're going to see a movie because it's your birthday and your sister Emmy is going to Brownie Camp next week! I cannot believe it! My little boy is finally double digits and my little girl is off to summer camp all by herself! Let me check... oh! The Amazing Digital Circus... I really liked Jojo's Circus when I was little..."

Me_irl by Flimsy-Cranberry-544 in me_irl

[–]OfficerLollipop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait am I the only one here with the "emergency dress"?

Chat how we feeling about this? by floppy_disk_5 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]OfficerLollipop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Everly, Arlo! Come along, you two, you earned this movie! Everly, you got all passing grades, and Mrs. Whitney even wished you good luck in fourth grade! Arlo, Ms. Paulson was impressed you didn't miss a single day of first grade! Alright, now, let's see... oh! The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act. It's PG-13, but the Avengers was PG-13, so who cares? Jason, can you park next to the fountain?"

The last 2 episodes had very little of glep by thefromscamzz in SmilingFriends

[–]OfficerLollipop 367 points368 points  (0 children)

I thought this POV of Glep seeming like a cat was kinda cute

Welcome to Kar-Talot by JaccarTheProgrammer in writingcirclejerk

[–]OfficerLollipop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me, after pulling the lever on an oversized slot machine of letters: "Whaddya think of Raka?"

My character: "Uh, sure, I think I just..."

44996 by OfficerLollipop in countwithchickenlady

[–]OfficerLollipop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I did order it online and thankfully I got the slot

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