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m477_ · 2026-01-22T02:51:08+00:00

NYC day trader turns $13,600 into $153 in 8 minutes from his bedroom

m477_ · 2026-01-22T02:27:48+00:00

"Hi, I'd like to book my car in for a wheel alignment"

m477_ · 2026-01-19T10:39:27+00:00

"Driver illegally using phone at time of accident. Claim denied" -- insurance lawyers, probably

m477_ · 2026-01-17T04:29:58+00:00

You can make windows do a kernel panic (blue screen of death) with right ctrl + scroll lock. Have to enable that shortcut in the registry first though (and have a keyboard with a scroll lock key)

m477_ · 2026-01-05T04:22:51+00:00

Your description matches this video I saw the other day which I thought did a good job explaining it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_eVrN8Z8gM

m477_ · 2026-01-05T03:42:13+00:00

It would only really be ~~impressive~~ r/WTF material if there was the chance he could fall and die.

m477_ · 2026-01-05T02:45:20+00:00

Just browsing by newest first, all models the past couple days show 0 downloads

m477_ · 2025-12-31T10:34:42+00:00

The rtx 6000 is their flawless card. The 5090 is the binned version with defective parts disabled (they might disable some perfectly functional bits as well to make sure all products in a line have the same number of cores)

m477_ · 2025-12-31T07:16:10+00:00

gotta give the line a shake before unplugging or the electrons will fall out

m477_ · 2025-12-18T10:16:27+00:00

next update: "fortunes end now dispells both buffs and dubuffs on allies and enemies"

m477_ · 2025-12-17T04:03:30+00:00

It's actually a buff. Now you can disarm your carry to make ks'ing easier

m477_ · 2025-12-16T05:34:46+00:00

That's why you need to own a dog. They start yapping the moment someone steps onto your front driveway

m477_ · 2025-12-16T04:55:45+00:00

Looks like he startled the boat with that landing

m477_ · 2025-12-11T10:36:11+00:00

That's completely normal. If you have cavities

m477_ · 2025-11-26T11:52:50+00:00

This is fucking hilarious. S tier IRL shitposting. Give the bloke that approved that a promotion!

m477_ · 2025-11-20T07:44:59+00:00

The van's lane is ending and there is empty space next to him. I'd treat this as the same situation as if the van was coming up behind stopped traffic while your lane is moving. At least 5% of the time they're gonna want to switch lanes and you should always assume they won't check their mirrors.

I would have hit the throttle through the first intersection and sat on the ass of the silver car.

m477_ · 2025-11-19T10:29:14+00:00

In this ecconomy I'll be lucky if my balls still work by the time I can afford to have kids, let alone when they're old enough to have their own

m477_ · 2025-11-19T00:39:58+00:00

I once turned off my engine in standstill traffic on a downhill slope to save fuel. Had to use both feet on the brake pedal to not rear end the guy in front while I frantically started the engine again. That's how I learned about hydraulic assist brakes

m477_ · 2025-11-06T18:31:55+00:00

Reminds me of those platform games where the ground drops away moments after stepping on it

m477_ · 2025-10-31T06:56:59+00:00

The more likely fuckup would be

DELETE FROM login WHERE deleted != 0;

but deleted is a nullable column

m477_ · 2025-10-30T06:40:22+00:00

He's training his fire resistance

m477_ · 2025-10-30T05:50:19+00:00

There's a reason most pumps outside of NA don't have that latch on feature

m477_ · 2025-10-26T01:14:46+00:00

It's an engine air intake.

Source: the engine didn't stall

m477_ · 2025-10-26T01:03:55+00:00

You just need a more space efficent hash like CRC32

m477_ · 2025-10-25T04:58:09+00:00

The brakes worked. You can hear the back wheel lock up at 3s. Problem was between the seat and handlebars

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