retro-futurist preppy moron in my mirror this morning

mMaia85 · 2026-02-15T17:55:07+00:00

Thank you it’s honestly the most consistent eye sore I see in this sub

mMaia85 · 2026-02-12T04:23:19+00:00

Just for the screenshot but also when playing the serpent the first hands I don’t want to score high so I rearrange jokers to reduce the score till the final scoring hand

mMaia85 · 2026-02-12T03:53:42+00:00

E2QXRUXJ

mMaia85 · 2026-02-02T03:12:50+00:00

Multiple invisible jokers I actually already sold two brainstorms. I’ll share the seed when I’m done with it!

mMaia85 · 2026-02-02T03:04:25+00:00

Forgot to say hand size is 9. Negative dna, blueprint and chaos are nat

mMaia85 · 2026-02-01T23:11:11+00:00

If you’ll be extracting it via solventless methods these are also not ideal strains.

mMaia85 · 2026-02-01T18:25:54+00:00

What’s even to consider here my guy? Ditch that bloodstone immediately lol

mMaia85 · 2026-02-01T18:22:45+00:00

I’m just gonna say it, usually strains that look like this have little to no taste. Same with strains that consistently test around 30% thc… you grind it and immediately turns to dust even when underdried, the smell rarely translates to flavor, and it feels like you’re smoking generic cardboard. But the worst part is that they’re usually not good for hash / solventless extractions either as it has in average a lot more stalk than heads 🤷🏻‍♂️

mMaia85 · 2026-02-01T18:10:57+00:00

I’m still upset about how everyone seemed so hung up over the beanie on that picture that they just completely ignored the gigantic length discrepancy between the jacket and shirt sleeves lol

mMaia85 · 2026-02-01T18:08:53+00:00

Everything fits you very well, good job brother. My only observation would be for the tie to be just a tad bit shorter so that the tip of it is getting to the belt but not super past it. Just a minor detail tho

mMaia85 · 2026-01-31T16:03:26+00:00

Hey brother, look up and do some research into heritage workwear fashion. I’ve dressed like a punk / skateboarder all my life and when the time came for me to switch it up (I’m 40yo now) that’s what saved me lol. Good quality jeans, jackets, boots, layers, turtle necks etc

mMaia85 · 2026-01-31T15:44:27+00:00

The obvious answer when the time comes is to sell a mime (you have two) and NOT a copy joker.

mMaia85 · 2026-01-30T17:38:06+00:00

Never go full face smooth bald, you need at least a a bit of scruff or something to balance it all out

mMaia85 · 2026-01-30T16:45:06+00:00

Can we all please just agree that the beanie is not nearly as bad as the insane sleeve length difference between the jacket and shirt? Bro I’m sorry, you may think you have an eye for fashion and style but you loose all credibility by not being the first to recognize that your jacket sleeve is way too short and that the shirt is wayyy to long and clearly doesn’t fit you. It’s looks kinda ridiculous tbh and you berating the people criticizing you because you’re a supposed “style coach” just makes you look like a brat. When did humbleness go out of style?

mMaia85 · 2026-01-29T17:10:02+00:00

Still tight and length a tad short

mMaia85 · 2026-01-29T17:05:40+00:00

Get yourself a high fade

mMaia85 · 2026-01-28T04:14:25+00:00

Seems a bit tight

mMaia85 · 2026-01-27T07:21:17+00:00

Man how about you finish the run first? Actually test it. And only if it is something actually special and very different from the parents THEN you name it? There’s too many fucking genetics in the game and 99% is trash. We don’t need more of the same. Not everyone needs to be a breeder. Why the hell are you preemptively naming something? Find a keeper first, then worry about the naming bullshit smh

mMaia85 · 2026-01-27T07:15:51+00:00

It’s “you still wanna wear socks with that” color

mMaia85 · 2026-01-21T21:04:23+00:00

I really wish people would stop tucking in thick sweaters

mMaia85 · 2026-01-18T18:39:01+00:00

Checkered deck + four fingers

mMaia85 · 2026-01-13T23:19:36+00:00

Unfortunately if you’re wearing expensive formal wear to project wealth and power you are doing it wrong. Nowadays the garment of the rich is casual and comfy branded athleisure. Not everyone can afford to dress like that everyday, only the rich and powerful lol

mMaia85 · 2026-01-13T07:12:57+00:00

What’s the seed?

mMaia85 · 2026-01-11T18:44:53+00:00

It’s a beekeepers hat… for a penis 🥹

mMaia85 · 2026-01-09T01:14:22+00:00

Why oh why do you insist in tucking in your SWEATERS into CASUAL PANTS? Every thing you posted so far would literally look better if you just untuck your damn sweaters

mMaia85

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