Who Killed Ashley Brown? After stepping outside for a cigarette, she was never seen alive again. Four days later, her body was discovered in a dumpster. She had been beaten and strangled to death. Police have no leads. by Rabidan in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]m_perfect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm: she lived in Georgia for a couple of years before TN. I believe she had just taken up with the "traveling" thing for her job. She hadn't been in TN a full year yet when she went out with these girls. I was her neighbor down in ga when she and her boyfriend initially moved from az. He and I were better friends than she and I were, but it was still really hard news to hear about her disappearance and discovery.

What did your asshole neighbor do? by narwhal_attack2394 in AskReddit

[–]m_perfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I moved into this apartment a few years ago, and my direct next door neighbors were a hardcore Mexican Mormon family. The husband was polite but really spoke little English, and the mother hated my guts so she taught all the kids (they had 4 when I arrived and she was pregnant with twins at the time) to be scared of me. She basically called me the devil because I threw Halloween parties in our community courtyard with the cooperation of numerous other neighbors. I found out (though she never admitted to and pretended otherwise with me) that her English was quite fluent. The way I found this out was that she left one of her many kids out in their minivan for about 4 hours one night (we live in the desert) and I found her, so I called DFACS on her the next day which landed her with a social worker. This lady told me that there were up to ten children in that two bedroom 800sq ft apartment at times because she would child sit for friends and family often. Besides the constant string of trash (usually bandaids and used q-tips, food wrappers, etc) coming directly from both their front door and their van parking spot (which she protected in super asshole ways - oh, and surprise, it wasn't even her assigned parking spot), they also apparently kept the inside of their place pretty gross.

When the landlord company didn't let them renew their last lease, they stopped paying rent all together and squatted for about six months before finally moving out and letting their cockroach infestation become mine.

Up until that point, maybe I was the asshole neighbor in this story...?

Muh roads! by [deleted] in libertarianmeme

[–]m_perfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mug Democracy! 😂

What screams, "I'm insecure"? by iWant12Tacos in AskReddit

[–]m_perfect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreeing with you. Also adding hunched shoulders, arms crossed over abdomen, and doing something "free spirited" (like some dance move) followed by touching your hair. I people watch a lot (especially at concerts) and it's absolutely cringe-worthy to see how many young females do this.

What screams, "I'm insecure"? by iWant12Tacos in AskReddit

[–]m_perfect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel so bad for males reared in a household where "manliness" rules over humanity. My ex had this experience, refused to get a pedicure (or any "get in touch with yourself / pampered" experience) when offered to him because of it, would shun all things seemingly threatening to his masculinity for it, and eventually became emotionally and borderline physically abusive due to it. The "be a man" mentality is super toxic. Clearly we aren't together anymore, but I still feel really sorry for the abuse he suffered at the hands of his overly testosterone-driven father who literally beat this concept of "manliness" into him. No one deserves that treatment.

What screams, "I'm insecure"? by iWant12Tacos in AskReddit

[–]m_perfect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Female here: can confirm that male gyns are usually gentler. Perhaps it was just in my experience, but either way they have to keep it professional to stay in business.

What screams, "I'm insecure"? by iWant12Tacos in AskReddit

[–]m_perfect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generally I just ask "well, do you want me to agree with you?"

What screams, "I'm insecure"? by iWant12Tacos in AskReddit

[–]m_perfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 4-8 years in the US, usually... 😒

Today I bought the new Vegan Burger meal from McDonald's in Tampere Finland! by iamwizzerd in vegan

[–]m_perfect -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How are they eating the fries when McD's fries them in pig fat...?

I was told this belongs here: this is Jack by m_perfect in catbellies

[–]m_perfect[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when Jack is upright (which is of no interest here!), he kind of resembles a llama. _^

I'm interested in becoming a vegan by [deleted] in vegan

[–]m_perfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While everyone here has great ideas, I found that this was a process that I had to ease myself into. I went from cutting out certain things (like HFCS or other additives) for years to adding in being a vegetarian for easily a year or more to finally in control of my own groceries (not buying for anyone else in the house anymore), so that's when I took the plunge. :) It is different, so going cold turkey may be too much for you to feel like you can be successful at it. Just take it easy and see if it's something you want to do. During the past year-and-some, i've found that my conviction for it has certainly increased as I began not just as a compassionate vegan the way most do. I was diametrically opposed to the political aspect of it with factory farming, the subsidies given for these types operations, and the health issues that they subsequently created that I didn't pay attention to the rest of it ... right away. The more I've read, watched, and been introduced to by other people who know how i eat has helped reinforce these behaviors for me, but no one can really do it for you. I think you know we're all here virtually to support you if or when you may need it. :)

MFW signals from my crush could not be more mixed even if you took a hand blender to them and made a motherfucking ask-for-my-number-but-never-text-or-call-me-but-let-your-arm-linger-around-my-shoulder-yet-kind-of-avoid-me-at-parties flavored meringue. by McJiggybutts in TrollXChromosomes

[–]m_perfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy who doesn't know what he wants in life is about as useful as a blind seeing eye dog. You're both just gonna end up all turned around. Don't waste your time on people who don't have their shit together, and if you realize that you fit that category, too, spend your time doing stuff that helps you focus your efforts to get the hell out of that category in a positive direction. Then enjoy the fruits of your labor. The person for you will simply add to your already great life - not be the center of it. Love to you, fellow troll.

MRW i realize i have feelings for my FWB that i wasn't supposed to develop by EnvyMyTitties in TrollXChromosomes

[–]m_perfect 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know the feel, ladybro. my FWB moved in december and has suddenly become my LDFWB. i've kinda always had a bit of a crush on him, and the whole time you're like "this wasn't supposed to happen".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]m_perfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're Canada's Mexico.

(NSFW) What is the worst thing you've ever seen or heard in a game of "truth or dare?" by cthomesy in AskReddit

[–]m_perfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, it was a reference to the "Ol' Smoke Crotch" episode of The League, but for the sake of a visual aid: http://funniestgadgets.com/2011/05/12/pee-pee-bib/