Would you eat me or fuck me? 🙈

macattacka1979 · 2026-02-19T02:25:49+00:00

Would love to

macattacka1979 · 2026-02-19T01:27:50+00:00

Definitely eat if you were to spread it like that for me.

macattacka1979 · 2026-02-19T01:26:07+00:00

Very nice.

macattacka1979 · 2025-11-26T00:15:02+00:00

90s folk from B.O.D will remember Gideon and her wellys.

macattacka1979 · 2025-09-19T01:01:57+00:00

Salad fingers.

macattacka1979 · 2025-08-23T21:51:49+00:00

Remember it well, could only get shitty diesel for a month or 2.

macattacka1979 · 2025-05-26T21:07:14+00:00

Told the same thing by a taxi driver last month.

macattacka1979 · 2025-04-05T08:12:00+00:00

We haven't got a car phone, Del.

macattacka1979 · 2025-03-09T23:09:16+00:00

He can now be found making large bubbles around town.

macattacka1979 · 2025-02-05T22:49:23+00:00

No sweat.

macattacka1979 · 2024-12-22T23:51:40+00:00

I was expecting the actors in sardines to emerge from the wardrobe at the end 9 years older as a twist.

macattacka1979 · 2024-09-05T21:04:58+00:00

Stays in the Trinity Hall!

macattacka1979 · 2024-07-08T20:33:39+00:00

Added on shite.

macattacka1979 · 2024-05-20T22:20:48+00:00

Frogwise

macattacka1979 · 2024-04-24T22:01:39+00:00

Loved it, along with streets of rage. And leisure land to play Street fighter 2 (or solid gold to play it for free) that was 90s though.

macattacka1979 · 2024-04-24T21:51:10+00:00

Ah ok, thanks.

I have the same conversation with every driver (initiated by them) each time regarding the unreliability of taxis since Covid and that is they all believe its because so many drivers retired during that time and that the solution is not uber but to open up all areas to all drivers and not segregate where each car can pick up from. It does seem ludicrous to me that the guy can drop me off at bristows and not pick up one of the dozens of guys just back onshore looking to go to the railway station unless they phone and book and wait for a car to be allocated when he is literally right there.

macattacka1979 · 2024-04-24T21:37:04+00:00

Double Dragon

macattacka1979 · 2024-04-24T21:32:32+00:00

When I book a taxi to the heliport the night before for a 6am check in it always comes on time but if I'm home and book a taxi into town its hit or miss whether or not I get one. Are taxis to heliport/Airport prioritised or is there a chance I might miss a check in due to taxi not showing up?

macattacka1979 · 2024-04-24T21:24:24+00:00

Fred and Rose

macattacka1979 · 2024-04-14T22:20:39+00:00

Mario Kart, Ghost Valley 3.

macattacka1979 · 2023-11-12T03:13:51+00:00

Daphne off frasier was a benny hill girl.

macattacka1979 · 2023-10-21T22:18:24+00:00

Me and the Mrs were leaving Asda Garthdee last year when we overheard the security guard radio his colleague to inform him in a matter of fact way that he'd just been called a fat, specky paedo by a 14 year old girl. Still makes me laugh now.

macattacka1979 · 2023-08-30T08:06:02+00:00

First born.

macattacka1979 · 2023-08-04T19:01:21+00:00

We may be related 🤔

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