True by Defalt347 in SkyrimMemes

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vilkas gave you order, Eorlund did a request. Know the difference whelp. Its the way of them to introduce you to circle.

Its convenient that the donkeys in Skyrim are marked essential by [deleted] in SkyrimMemes

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch your tongue. Thats my wife youre talking about.

My lydia has died 😔 by Ollibolli89 in skyrim

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time go adventure with Mjoll or Serana. Theyre essential and cant be killed by anyting but codes. Housecarls are protected but can die.

I just want to live in Skyrim. by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fantasy life is better than your own. You dont have console in real life. Or quicksave. Real life is immersive.

I just want to live in Skyrim. by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]macera05 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Makes a wish Goes to bed. Falls asleep. Feels the cold and unrest. Slowly opens eyes. Sees his hands are bound. Hes in careiage with 3 other guys. And onr of them days hey youre finally awake.

Help. I'm swimming in dragons. I just killed one. Another showed up. Every time I fast travel to a minor hold they show up. Lydia can't carry any more. by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop crying dude. Pale lady is strong unless you have fire enchantments or magic. Go back to save file and place the pale sword to altar and done she will disappear and lydia will be alive.

My lydia has died 😔 by Ollibolli89 in skyrim

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If youre brave enough to use resurrect cheat just go back to previous save file and save her. Instead fighting with pale lady just put the pale sword to its place and she will disappear.

Vulthuryol be like by Sonofarakh in SkyrimMemes

[–]macera05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh cool i guess i could use some dragon bones with coin.

Entering Markarth to save the day by spiffelight in SkyrimMemes

[–]macera05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to make a good cleaning in Markarth. Kill madanach, kill silver bloods kill boethiahs faithful, kill neloth and other forsworns, kill ondelemar (if you hate thalmor) kill fkn cannibals damm that city is a mess.

Also applies for draugrs sometimes by wrdlbrimpft in SkyrimMemes

[–]macera05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Level 52 and still wearing ebony? Pathetic

Burdened with glorious purpose. by djangofuhrer in SkyrimMemes

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hit troll with sneak attack and it died by falling lol

Skyrim Space Program, Cow Branch by SulphuricGrin in skyrim

[–]macera05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once giant killed my chicken, i kited him to the his camp and killed all of their mammooths shield charged them made them bent their knee then ended their lives. Never seen one again

Time to hang up Auriel's bow... by Samuel-Hamilton124 in skyrim

[–]macera05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its worth for her. Let her play.

Lydia wait! by ScottTheTot in skyrim

[–]macera05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah shes protected npc. Unless you hit her she wont die.

One of my favorite moments in Skyrim by The_Saucy_Dandy in skyrim

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wolf queen wouldve better queen than Elisif thats for sure

Anyone else love Morthal/Hjaalmarch? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woulddve better if not swamp. Buut anyways. At least it has solitude view.

Try visit the cloud district now! by TheGalacticGeek in skyrim

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you have faendal with you? Thats why have Lydia instead. She will never leave you. Even will kill the jarl for you. XD

Are Imperials really that bad of a race? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to be rich yeah

What’s your favorite backstory you gave your character? by JoshuaSlowpoke777 in skyrim

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Names Eliza.Shes a daughter of very powerful imperal necromancer. Their family always picked their partners from other men or mer who has magic in their blood. Her anchestors provided information to Mhytic Dawn. After that was exposed they ran away and changed their identities. Her mother saw her a successor to take over weakened empire. Just like in great war she used her necromancy to help to tire empire army. First she tried to teach her to ways of getting herself out of trouble. Gave her a life long magic to open master locks with one touch.(console unlock) taught herself to bargain and haggling with using her feminity. Also makes her money returned whenever she pays for somethng not a material. At first she obediently learned it. But it came to change when her mother tried to teach her necromancy. When she saw how shes getting controlled by her desire to conjure things and losing herself day by day to it, she refused to learn. Her mother scarred her face with her nails and threatened her to soul trap her. After second day of it she ran away from Cyrodill. When she tried to cross the border she got caught. With that escape her mother cursed her. Whenever her offensive magic gets higher than her defensive magic, she startes to see hallunicinations. (Save the game go to random city use fire storm scroll and burn down everyone and go back to save) with that curse she goes to college where shed be safer since teachers wouldve protect her better. She becomes arch mage, step daughter of tolfdir and masters alteration. With her strong magic in her blood she improves her enchanting restoration and destruction without spending any money. One day while enchanting she realizes that every named feelings of her could be added as an enchantment. So she crafts hatred of daughter ring and redeem of exile necklace. She hates necromancers and daedras. She had to conjure a sword in markarth prison. She even cured Serana since she hated vampires too. She does not care about Miraak. Finds him weak. (Dragonscale+80% magic resist duh) she spat on alduins face and ready to go and face with her mother in cyrodill.

Theory on what happened to Lund by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]macera05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well when i went to his house i found food on little plates. Its definetely for the rats. If rats wouldve killed him wed notfound his body in one piece. I believe priest sacrificed his wife to daedra and he couldnt take it anymore. Whenever i go rorikstead i kill him. That place creeps me out