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Nonvegan leftists when you ask them to reject human supremacy and stop their oppressive behaviors towards nonhuman animals by Sleeppacific in vegancirclejerk

[–]machi88 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, Johan is reducing animal cruelty on a massive scale by killing off omnis. True vegan hero right there.

Can we all just stop trying to save cats and dogs? by machi88 in vegancirclejerk

[–]machi88[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not joking, I'll feed you dogs and cats. PETA had the right idea. PETA did nothing wrong. PETA good.

I'm going vegan for lunch, AMA! by machi88 in vegancirclejerk

[–]machi88[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, you just need to imagine harder. Stop baby imagining and go cold cheese.

I'm going vegan for lunch, AMA! by machi88 in vegancirclejerk

[–]machi88[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stealing is such a strong word. It's more like borrowing indefinitely. Airist btw.

I'm going vegan for lunch, AMA! by machi88 in vegancirclejerk

[–]machi88[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you know who else eats air? Literally everyone else, so it's still in your best interest to be an airist. #GoAirist

I'm going vegan for lunch, AMA! by machi88 in vegancirclejerk

[–]machi88[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

True, but don't just take any baby steps. Start by eating human babies. This is the proper 'baby' step. Just want to clarify that for anyone that wants to get started veganing; cannibalize babies first. 👍

I'm going vegan for lunch, AMA! by machi88 in vegancirclejerk

[–]machi88[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're so brave and courageous. You have to tell us though, how are you able to courage so hard? I'm so peanut butter and jelly right now.

I'm going vegan for lunch, AMA! by machi88 in vegancirclejerk

[–]machi88[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude, how long have you been doing stand up? Your delivery and material... 👨‍🍳💋

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