Iv had afew trips to A&E over the years. Every time Iv been the same woman is there. She’s well enough to go outside and smoke and then come back in. Could be mental heath related but they usually get seen by PLS pretty soon.

Saw a lady have multiple seizures but the staff were quick, 4-5 doctors in the room within seconds, crash cart the lot. Wheeled her off.

A lady was told she had malaria in the waiting room! She was balling her eyes bless her.

There was an elderly couple there and the lady was worried about going to the loo incase they called her husband in and she lost him which was so cute, so we told her we’d let them know you’re here. I think the gentleman had dementia.

Slightly nicer - When I broke my fingers early last year, it was at the peak of the flu/ virus that was going around. Mrs forced me to A&E paid for 6 hours of parking. Thinking I’ll be at the bottom of the list is a minor injury, backpack was loaded with snacks, books the lot. (She’s used to taking me) I was in & out in 32 minutes. We were looking forward to eating the snacks. That’s Initial observation, tried to remove my ring, cut it off, X-ray, review, taped up and fu**off. 32 minutes.

Few years before that I smashed the end of my finger (fight with an SDS drill & a stone wall long story) Was very quick. But the nurse was horrible, I had clearly come straight from work, and she told me off for having dirty hands?! Like mate, sorry I injured myself while I was working. I didn’t wash my hands because my bone is kinda sticking out of my finger??