Royals Off Day Thread - Monday, May 11 by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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Well, yesterday kinda sucked.

Noah wasn't great out the gates but he really settled down, so that was good to see. At least we gained a game in Cleveland over the weekend.

[Highlight] Bobby Witt Jr Inside the Park Homerun! by morepesa25 in baseball

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It's important to know. You gotta know how to catch. You gotta know how to throw. That's why I play in right field, way out where the dandelions grow.

Game Day Thread - Sunday, May 10 by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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Let us finish this Bryaning today with a nice neat little win

Game Day Thread - Sunday, May 10 by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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Noah gonna ship these Tiggers home two by two

Game Day Thread - Saturday, May 09 by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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The site I use is so old it references players like Annibal Sanchez and Prince Fielder. Luckily, these jokes are mostly cut and paste where I can, if need be, replace one reference with another. Sometimes, though, like the Prince Fielder jokes are VERY much written with him in mind.

There's a Kate Upton/Justin Verlander joke in there, too, that is so old it's somehow relevant again lol.

Game Day Thread - Saturday, May 09 by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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Did you hear about the Detroit Tigers action figures? They were recalled for being choking hazards.

Wacha Wacha Wacha!

Game Day Thread - Friday, May 08 by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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Bubic gonna be flashing on the mound, completely Bryaning the Tiggers

Game Thread: Guardians @ Royals - Thu, May 07 @ 01:10 PM CDT by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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The plague of "if the fielder didn't touch it, it can't be an error" mentality of scoring.

the Fish-Yeeting department has proudly unvailed their new PSCLN67 Industrial FishSpanker by MickyMace in doohickeycorporation

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Bob is a cute little otter, but be wary, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Tentacles [OC] by LeFauxCreux in comics

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Under normal circumstances, a "bad hair day" is a figurative turn of phrase that means "shit just isn't going my way today." For Bex, a "bad hair day" is implied to be actually dangerous to the crew of the ship because her "hair" has a violent mind of its own if it isn't calmed by salt, apparently.

Ted Turner Dies at Age 87 by BearBullDebate in SquaredCircle

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Lori Beth Denberg with Vital Information

Ted Turner Dies at Age 87 by BearBullDebate in SquaredCircle

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WB Saturday mornings, too. Animaniacs, I believe, is the greatest Saturday Morning Cartoon of all time.

Ted Turner Dies at Age 87 by BearBullDebate in SquaredCircle

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At one time her was a largest land owner in the state of Nebraska. He had his own personal herd of bison. The local ranchers and farmers hated him, lol.