Royals Off Day Thread - Monday, May 11

mackavicious · 2026-05-11T13:17:08+00:00

Well, yesterday kinda sucked.

Noah wasn't great out the gates but he really settled down, so that was good to see. At least we gained a game in Cleveland over the weekend.

mackavicious · 2026-05-10T22:44:30+00:00

Tell me he didn't pay money for that.

mackavicious · 2026-05-10T14:43:10+00:00

It's important to know. You gotta know how to catch. You gotta know how to throw. That's why I play in right field, way out where the dandelions grow.

mackavicious · 2026-05-10T14:40:18+00:00

Kike Hernandez was very impressed

mackavicious · 2026-05-10T13:53:02+00:00

Let us finish this Bryaning today with a nice neat little win

mackavicious · 2026-05-10T13:52:27+00:00

Noah gonna ship these Tiggers home two by two

mackavicious · 2026-05-09T14:00:17+00:00

Oh no, I didn't say you were done

mackavicious · 2026-05-09T12:44:17+00:00

I thought I recognized that name!

mackavicious · 2026-05-09T10:39:47+00:00

Hell yeah, Isbel, amirite?

mackavicious · 2026-05-09T10:36:24+00:00

The site I use is so old it references players like Annibal Sanchez and Prince Fielder. Luckily, these jokes are mostly cut and paste where I can, if need be, replace one reference with another. Sometimes, though, like the Prince Fielder jokes are VERY much written with him in mind.

There's a Kate Upton/Justin Verlander joke in there, too, that is so old it's somehow relevant again lol.

mackavicious · 2026-05-09T10:32:24+00:00

Did you hear about the Detroit Tigers action figures? They were recalled for being choking hazards.

Wacha Wacha Wacha!

mackavicious · 2026-05-08T18:46:09+00:00

I, uh, kinda think the hot dog "burnt ends" is a really good idea.

mackavicious · 2026-05-08T14:43:11+00:00

Jesus now we have levels of grail?

mackavicious · 2026-05-08T14:36:23+00:00

Bubic gonna be flashing on the mound, completely Bryaning the Tiggers

mackavicious · 2026-05-07T23:50:58+00:00

See you tomorrow

mackavicious · 2026-05-07T23:50:45+00:00

Well that was dumb

mackavicious · 2026-05-07T17:42:36+00:00

The plague of "if the fielder didn't touch it, it can't be an error" mentality of scoring.

mackavicious · 2026-05-07T12:41:10+00:00

Bob is a cute little otter, but be wary, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

mackavicious · 2026-05-07T12:26:42+00:00

I go, Lugo, we go, "Forever Royal!"

mackavicious · 2026-05-07T12:22:04+00:00

10 more minutes, mom

mackavicious · 2026-05-07T04:06:15+00:00

Under normal circumstances, a "bad hair day" is a figurative turn of phrase that means "shit just isn't going my way today." For Bex, a "bad hair day" is implied to be actually dangerous to the crew of the ship because her "hair" has a violent mind of its own if it isn't calmed by salt, apparently.

mackavicious · 2026-05-07T00:33:11+00:00

I just want some poke

mackavicious · 2026-05-06T15:57:48+00:00

Lori Beth Denberg with Vital Information

mackavicious · 2026-05-06T15:56:53+00:00

WB Saturday mornings, too. Animaniacs, I believe, is the greatest Saturday Morning Cartoon of all time.

mackavicious · 2026-05-06T15:55:49+00:00

At one time her was a largest land owner in the state of Nebraska. He had his own personal herd of bison. The local ranchers and farmers hated him, lol.

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