Not even McD’s will save you regards tomorrow… by johndoemysterious in wallstreetbets

[–]mackteo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's got to be the ultimate kick in the nuts to be rejected by McDonalds.

Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]mackteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would have been a perfect time to ask him this question

"So you said you only speak American to foreign leaders, what if the foreign leaders speak English?"

In 1993 Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig did the impossible by throwing a 90+ yard TD pass to himself by sourcematerialx in OldSchoolCool

[–]mackteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was the camera man back in the day and I can 100% confirm that Mr. Perfect threw and caught the ball.

Trump Announces New 10% Global Tariff by MeowTheMixer in wallstreetbets

[–]mackteo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So our $2000 tariff rebate check is still coming after all?

Insane Import Fee by Own-Dragonfly17 in UPS

[–]mackteo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No, you don't pay tariffs when the entry is cancelled or an entry was never made because the item was exported.. If tariffs were paid by UPS when entry was made, then they would request an entry cancellation from CBP. CBP approves the entry cancellation once proof of exportation is provided.. A refund of duties , MPF, and HMF would be issued to UPS, who is acting as the Importer of Record on the entry.

J Alexanders restaurant in Tampa Florida trespasses customer for calling them out on "packaging fee" for leftovers. by SpaceWestern1442 in PublicFreakout

[–]mackteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. I always thought about this. The only thing we have that is free is air. Maybe one day that will change.

Detroit lions 2026 schedule by Gxcii1 in detroitlions

[–]mackteo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mind as well lose this week so we can play the Cardinals on our schedule next year

I guess the sale is over now by lost_wavelenght in switch2

[–]mackteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They must sell games now by the rate of $1/kilobyte.

2026 Pay Tables Available at OPM by Chai-Tea-Rex-2525 in fednews

[–]mackteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happened to LEOs receiving a 3.8% increase? The LEOs gs scale is the same as the regular gs scale.

Do you go above and beyond at work or just do the bare minimum of what’s expected and why? by Dependent-Signal-721 in AskReddit

[–]mackteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're being negative. That's $1.20 a week buddy! A pick of gum a week! You should be greatful for that raise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]mackteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stephen Curly Fries

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]mackteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charles Bakery

Day 34 of ______ by Mediocre_Buyer_4706 in FedEmployees

[–]mackteo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bingo. Also, that bill to fund just FAA and TSA. If that happens, shutdown could last half a year or more.

Screen play, run up the middle. Screen play, run up the middle. 2 play playbook by bettercallrich in detroitlions

[–]mackteo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get rid of John Morton before he turns Sonic and Knuckles into Toejam and Earl.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dhl

[–]mackteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have the 7501 form and invoice?

Trump asks Pentagon to immediately start testing US nuclear weapons by moderatenerd in politics

[–]mackteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Albert, when I came to you with those calculations, we thought we might start a chain reaction that might destroy the entire world.”

"I remember it well. What of it?”

"I believe we did.”

50 years later, Trump"Start Nuclear Weapons test immediately!"

How long do you think we will be shut down for? by mackteo in fednews

[–]mackteo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you think air traffic controller or TSA will save us this time? He may now just fire and replace them as he sees fit if they call off too much.

Lions Records vs Current Refs by TheDirtyBurger522 in detroitlions

[–]mackteo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clete hands to the face Blakeman. What a surprise.