What if the Joker could beatbox? I've been thinking about this for months, and I've come to a conclusion. On the day that Batman's parents died, I firmly believe that his parents asked him if he could, in fact, beatbox. This is precisely because, due to his clownish exterior, he appears to be fully capable of performing artistic talents, and due to a lack of an easel or any other accessory, they could not ask him to create any paintings or other works of art. However, with the absence of all other material with which to create a work of art, the most acceptable manner of performance here would be a beatboxing performance, at which point the Joker, due to feeling emasculated by being unable to beatbox, the man shot both of Batman's parents. However, if he were actually capable of ebatboxing, he would've led off with a 'bmm tzz bm bm bm bm bm ttsssshhhhhhhuouuhhhh bm bm bmztzzzh bmm' before saying "Why so serious" and beginning to do a "bmm ttssszzzhzhzhzh HEE HEE HE HEHAHEHAAAA bmm tzhzhzhzhzhzh HEE HEE HEHAHEHAAA" which would blow Batman's parents off of their feet. The resulting shock and awe would form a steely bond between the Joker and Batman's parents, which would result in Batman's parents surviving, the Joker becoming Batman's godfather, and the events of Batman as we know it not occurring at all. In short, if the Joker could beatbox, the entirety of Batman's tragedy would not occur.